Heh heh, usually the first thing I do when forced to use a Windows platform is search/replace "Microsoft Internet Explorer" with "Macrosuck Internet Exploder" in the registry. It looks much better in the IE and OE title bars. And change the startup/shutdown screens with something like: "Dumb ass, why start this inferior OS when you could be using a real one?" on startup and "Good move, now boot into a real OS!" on shutdown.
[ February 05, 2002: Message edited by: VoidMain ]