This is one of my oldest friends who lately has been talking seriously about how he plans to take over the world... I'm not kidding.
copperheadjon: howdy again
copperheadjon: lori and her friend are watching porn over here
murdock160: That's...
murdock160: I don't know.
murdock160: Torp 'em.
copperheadjon: these are totally not they're real names
copperheadjon: "Paul Pine" and "veronica heart"
murdock160: Nah
murdock160: I know people with names like that all the time
copperheadjon: lori: his penis is very umm... white
murdock160: I don't have a reply to that.
copperheadjon: it looks like undercooked chicken
copperheadjon: (still lori)
murdock160: ={===>
murdock160: That's a sword
murdock160: In ancient times
murdock160: When a man had failed utterly, he would throw himself upon his sword.
murdock160: You've failed in not talking about what you just told me.
murdock160: I really don't know what to say... or do... or think.
murdock160: That imagery was so bad
murdock160: The undercooked chicken statement
murdock160: I could have lived my entire life
murdock160: Without hearing that
copperheadjon: ;-)
murdock160: And it would not have been a wasted life.
copperheadjon: hey, i had to hear that from lori
murdock160: But now
murdock160: I feel as though a weight
murdock160: A burden
murdock160: Has been placed upon my soul.
murdock160: One so great
murdock160: So great...
murdock160: That nothing can ever lift it.
copperheadjon: i'm sorry
copperheadjon: but i had to hear it, so you did too
murdock160: Apology accepted.
murdock160: But don't expect that you're going to stop hearing me wax poetic about how bad it was!
murdock160: MY LIFE
murdock160: MY LIFE HAS NEVER BEEN MORE DEFEATED
murdock160: MORE REASON FOR SEPPUKU
murdock160: THAN WHAT I HAVE HEARD
murdock160: NO
murdock160: There has not been a time
murdock160: Such as this
murdock160: All for why?
murdock160: WHY
murdock160: Why I ask
murdock160: CAN YOU TELL ME?!?!
murdock160: NOES!!!!!1
murdock160: You say
murdock160: TEH PINUS OF TEH WITEHH1!!1
murdock160: I say
murdock160: O RLY
murdock160: YA RLY
murdock160: ROFLCOPTER
copperheadjon: sorry
copperheadjon: i went to make drinks
copperheadjon: had to mix some drinks for the ladies ;-)
murdock160: ZOMFGWTFBBQ
murdock160: :: flail ::
copperheadjon: JHFCIWGFIADABAS
murdock160: TAMERLANE IS GONNA GITCHA
copperheadjon: not if i getya first
murdock160: Oh my balls, my balls! Oh my balls, my balls! Oh my balls, my balls! Oh my balls, my balls! Oh my balls, my balls! Oh my balls, my balls! Oh my balls, my balls! Oh my balls, my balls! Oh my balls, my balls! Oh my balls, my balls! Oh my balls, my balls! Oh my balls, my balls! Oh my balls, my balls! Oh my balls, my balls!
murdock160: Oh my balls, my balls! Oh my balls, my balls! Oh my balls, my balls! Oh my balls, my balls! Oh my balls, my balls! Oh my balls, my balls! Oh my balls, my balls! Oh my balls, my balls! Oh my balls, my balls! Oh my balls, my balls! Oh my balls, my balls! Oh my balls, my balls! Oh my balls, my balls!
murdock160: Oh my balls, my balls! Oh my balls, my balls! Oh my balls, my balls! Oh my balls, my balls! Oh my balls, my balls! Oh my balls, my balls! Oh my balls, my balls! Oh my balls, my balls! Oh my balls, my balls! Oh my balls, my balls!
copperheadjon: i'd tap that
murdock160: Fatty buttcracks caked with dried turds
murdock160: They fill your visions at night!
murdock160: ROFLMAO
murdock160: roffel
murdock160: Ru'afo
murdock160: HAHAHAHAHAHAHSFHASLFHDSFLHSFOIAFOI S
murdock160: I dunno
murdock160: Do you begin to feel you've made a terrible mistake?
copperheadjon: not yet
murdock160: I'LL FUCKING SHOW YOU THEN
murdock160: HEY LORI JON LIKES IT IN THE BUTT
murdock160: AND GUESS WHAT!?!?!
murdock160: SO DO YOU!!!!
murdock160: HAHAHAHAH AHAHA
copperheadjon: how'd you know? did jon send you one of our tapes?
murdock160: Comedy.
murdock160: You feel as though I jest.
murdock160: He told me.
murdock160: He tried to even proposition me!
copperheadjon: oh really?
murdock160: Yes indeed.
copperheadjon: how could you resist?
murdock160: Easily.
murdock160: For I am All That Is Man(TM).
copperheadjon: well jon told me a lot of things so i'm not sure i believe what you are saying
murdock160: I'll bet he told you a lot of things.
copperheadjon: indeed
murdock160: Most of them involve smoke and mirrors.
copperheadjon: kinky
murdock160: I'll show you kinky.
copperheadjon: oh really
murdock160: Well, yeah.
murdock160: So if you really, really want, give him the cold shoulder for a weekend and I'll show you how much fun you can have when tied to a bed using heavy leather straps.
copperheadjon: hmm..i don't know if jon would like that\
murdock160: Oops.
copperheadjon: oops what?
murdock160: Oops you already want to.
copperheadjon: i do?
murdock160: Hell yeah.
murdock160: Oh
murdock160: Hell yeah
murdock160: You just don't know it yet.
murdock160: Please note
murdock160: That this is the truth.
copperheadjon: really i didn't know i wanted to
murdock160: You seek proof.
murdock160: That proof can be given
copperheadjon: well you seem to think you know more about what i want than i do
murdock160 wants to directly connect.
copperheadjon: ahh you are speechless
copperheadjon is now directly connected.
murdock160:
murdock160: I had to assemble a hasty, crappy scientific graph.
murdock160: There you can see
murdock160: Irrefutable proof
murdock160: Of absolutely nothing.
murdock160: Aside from the TOTAL FACT
murdock160: That Paint sucks.
copperheadjon: yes it does
murdock160: I could have used Photoshop
murdock160: But then it would be shitty touchpad scribblings with a nice feathered gradient off the lines.
copperheadjon: uh huh
murdock160: You think I'm bullshitting?
copperheadjon: well i have no idea what a feathered gradient is i have no idea if you're bullshitting
murdock160: You see?
murdock160: It's easy.
copperheadjon: well jon just gave us a little history of the word vagina
murdock160:
murdock160:
murdock160: I made that for a forum
murdock160: I don't know why I sent it
murdock160: There was a guy who was bitching about how Bill Gates runs a black charity
murdock160: So I made this image to let him know my feelings in the matter.
murdock160: You like it, don't you?
murdock160: ROFLCOPTER
copperheadjon: jon said you need to sober up or something
murdock160: When I start drinking
murdock160: That might matter
murdock160: Until that time
murdock160: I'm perfectly fine.
murdock160: Aren't you enjoying this good conversation in English?
murdock160: See
murdock160: You admitted it.
copperheadjon: i admitted nothing. i gave the computer back to jon but he's looking at something online]
murdock160: Do not argue.
copperheadjon: well don't say false things
murdock160: Screw you. You can't prove it's not true.
murdock160: See?
murdock160: Look how it's true.
murdock160: :: nod ::
copperheadjon: dude, ... she's a lady, ... sober up, we'll talk to you later
copperheadjon: or if you haven't been drinking
copperheadjon: get over whatever it is that you're up to, ...
murdock160: It's my evil plan to take over the world.
copperheadjon: you're not smart enough to do it alone, ... no one is, ...
murdock160: Sure I am.
murdock160: Watch me.
murdock160: I'm gonna take it over by being an asshole to everybody. That makes them give up.
copperheadjon: that's interesting
murdock160: Especially when I kick them in the mouth and they eat their teeth.
copperheadjon: but that is guaranteed to fail
murdock160: More proof
murdock160: That cannot be provided
murdock160: EVIL PLANS!!!!1
murdock160: OMG EYE KAN TAYKE OVAR TEH URF!!!!111111
murdock160: ELL O'ELL!!!!
copperheadjon: well, i've got a mathematical derivation that will help me do the job
murdock160: I'll mathematically derivate you.
copperheadjon: but i have no plan to do it alone,
murdock160: It takes a lot of Playboy mags and a whole shitpot of Scott paper towels to pull it off.
murdock160: I dunno
murdock160: Playboy?
murdock160: Or Hustler?
copperheadjon: i see, playboy is weak shit
murdock160: Or are you a Charmin guy?
murdock160: Yeah
murdock160: Charmin.
murdock160: Charmin and Scott paper towels.
murdock160: FLASH
murdock160: AHH-AHHHHH
murdock160: SAVIOR OF THE UNIVERSE!!!!!!!!!!!!omg
copperheadjon: you need to spend less time on fark
murdock160: :: is listening to "Flash Gordon" right now ::
murdock160: I own the soundtrack and the DVD of the movie.
murdock160: So blow.
murdock160: I dunno
murdock160: Man, it's all because of the absurd taking over the Earth bit.
murdock160: I'm pretty convinced that not only is that the improper course of action
murdock160: But it's also doomed to total failure.
murdock160: Mostly because of the whole "Good people will stab you in the epididymus with a blunt posthole digger" bit.
murdock160: Those are for digging holes, BTW.
murdock160: Holes for posts.
murdock160: But not for poles.
murdock160: Poles... no.
murdock160: They don't have technology like that in Poland.
murdock160: THE CAT PUKED
murdock160: the cat puked
murdock160: FOR REAL MAN
murdock160: I am lying.
murdock160:
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murdock160: I know that dude.
murdock160: His name is Alouicious.
murdock160: Alouiscious P. Ballbomber
murdock160: He's fast.
murdock160: He won the race.
murdock160: WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG YOU ASK
murdock160: Nothing.
murdock160: This rules
murdock160:
murdock160: I know that place
murdock160: It's pretty cool
murdock160: You might even say it rules.
murdock160: I sure did.
murdock160: Hellz yeah.
murdock160: ROFLCOPTER
murdock160: Roffel Mayo.
murdock160: Go here
murdock160:
murdock160: My 3rd house
murdock160:
murdock160: Is K2
murdock160: Isn't that kickass
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murdock160: I want you to know
murdock160: I've never been this much of an asshole to anybody.
murdock160: But it's 12:17AM and it doesn't need to be
murdock160: Later y'all
murdock160: Oops
murdock160: Changed my mind.
murdock160: You hear about the baby that was born with no eyelids?
murdock160: How did it look?
murdock160: Awful.
murdock160: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
murdock160: Laugh ha ha ha
murdock160:
murdock160: Garibaldi was here.
murdock160: FLASH ON
murdock160: FLASH OFF
murdock160: FLASH ON FLASH OFF
murdock160: THE FUCKER
murdock160: HAHAHAHAHAHA
murdock160: I bet you hate me now huh
murdock160:
murdock160: Elohel
murdock160: comadee
murdock160: laff
murdock160: I emailed your mom and told her about your plan to take over the world and pose as a demon
murdock160: She said you don't need to be a Goa'uld
murdock160: Unless you turn into Ba'al
murdock160: Hi there
murdock160: My name is Jim and I used to use Windows
murdock160: Well
murdock160: I kinda got sick of it
murdock160: So
murdock160: I switched
murdock160: My name is Jim
murdock160: And I'm a dude
murdock160: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
murdock160: NOW GIT OUTTA HERE
If you want to bother him, insist that I had nothing to do with it.
