Calum, I didn't like him before (when he was black), but now I like hime because he is white.
I'll like him a lot better when he replaces Kerry, the lead singer of Slayer, and does a better rendition of "God Save the Queen."
Now I am going to rip open some Budweiser cans with my teeth, shotgun them, and hang out with some buddies on my apartment complex's rooftop, and pretend they are clay-pigeons while we drink some moonshine, and blast them with our twelve-guages.
Then, we are going to McDonalds for the new $1 menu...