I have to use MS stuff at work. I spent a lot of time writing this form in Word 2003 (first time). I distribute it to the people who need to get it, and they can't use it. After an hour of troubleshooting, I find out that if you embed fonts in a document with forms, it won't work. Of course, the problem didn't show up on my computer because I had the fonts installed naitively. It took me another hour to fix the bloody thing, but by that time I was really pissed off. I decided to file a bug report. I go to MS' web site and search for "bug report" and find a page that says if you find a bug in our products call this 800 number. I call. Some guy with an indian accent starts off by asking me if I have a virus or a worm on my computer.
That should have been my first warning.
I tell him "no, I am here to report a bug."
He asks me questions about the version of word and the product id #, and then says "well, the only option we have for you is pay-per-incident technical support."
I'm furious. I tell him I don't need tech support, I'm calling to report a bug. He tells me to call another number to report a bug. I do.
The phone picks up and a computer voice tells me to get my credit card out for pay-per-incident technical support.