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Jack2000

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Steak and BJ day!
« on: 28 February 2006, 22:17 »
Hey remember 20th of Match?

http://steakandblowjobday.g-spotting.net/

 
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March 20th is now officially "Steak and Blowjob Day". Simple, effective and self explanatory, this holiday has been created so you ladies finally have a day to show your man how much you love him. No cards, no flowers, no special nights on the town; the name of the holiday explains it all, just a steak and a BJ. Thats it.
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Re: Steak and BJ day!
« Reply #1 on: 28 February 2006, 22:53 »
I don't like steak.
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Re: Steak and BJ day!
« Reply #2 on: 28 February 2006, 23:43 »
I don't like BJs :D
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Re: Steak and BJ day!
« Reply #3 on: 1 March 2006, 00:14 »
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I don't like BJs :D

 I think you're alone there. ;)
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Re: Steak and BJ day!
« Reply #4 on: 1 March 2006, 00:22 »
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I think you're alone there. ;)


No, he's not.
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Re: Steak and BJ day!
« Reply #5 on: 1 March 2006, 00:27 »
It depends on what's going down on me if it's Winblow$ then it's not very nice but an experianced older attractive women is quite nice. :)
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Re: Steak and BJ day!
« Reply #6 on: 2 March 2006, 15:17 »
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No cards, no flowers, no special nights on the town; the name of the holiday explains it all, just a steak and a BJ. Thats it.


This is the truth!
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Re: Steak and BJ day!
« Reply #7 on: 2 March 2006, 19:55 »
I don't like either. Steaks suck because there's no flavor... just a bunch of cooked meat. What the fuck are you supposed to do with it? Oh yeah, be an American and say "Look! I'm American, I'm so wasteful that I can eat A STEAK!"

Grind it up and give me a good plate of spaghetti, stroganoff, or some good sausage.
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Re: Steak and BJ day!
« Reply #8 on: 2 March 2006, 21:22 »
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I don't like either. Steaks suck because there's no flavor... just a bunch of cooked meat. What the fuck are you supposed to do with it? Oh yeah, be an American and say "Look! I'm American, I'm so wasteful that I can eat A STEAK!"

Grind it up and give me a good plate of spaghetti, stroganoff, or some good sausage.

Okay, so what's your beef with BJs?
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Re: Steak and BJ day!
« Reply #9 on: 2 March 2006, 21:38 »
Depends on the woman, I imagine if she has braces it could be unpleasent or if she gags and pukes, although neither have happened to me I've had some shit BJs before.
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Re: Steak and BJ day!
« Reply #10 on: 2 March 2006, 21:56 »
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Okay, so what's your beef with BJs?


Uh... they... uh... um... I, ah...

They rule. I don't know why I said I don't like either.
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Re: Steak and BJ day!
« Reply #11 on: 3 March 2006, 06:59 »
I don't think this is appropriate.  We don't have any women members now, but if any came to the site, they would surely be repulsed by this.
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Re: Steak and BJ day!
« Reply #12 on: 3 March 2006, 07:02 »
How do you know I'm not a woman? Has anybody actually met me?

Never mind, I guess the whole not being a woman thing gives it away.
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Re: Steak and BJ day!
« Reply #13 on: 3 March 2006, 09:29 »
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Depends on the woman, I imagine if she has braces it could be unpleasent or if she gags and pukes, although neither have happened to me I've had some shit BJs before.

I've had a chick gag and vomit on my (male genitalia) before... perhaps I shouldn't of pulled on the back of her head... anyway, needless to say we both lost interest... for about a half an hour :thumbup:
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Re: Steak and BJ day!
« Reply #14 on: 3 March 2006, 20:40 »
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I don't think this is appropriate.  We don't have any women members now, but if any came to the site, they would surely be repulsed by this.

I tend to agree 110 % ... (this is my last post in this tread)
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