Well EULA seems to be sucking a lot of Macroshaft...
TexMex if you liked that one, try this one on for size:
"Since when has the world of computer software design been about what people want? This is a simple question of evolution. The day is quickly coming when every knee will bow down to a silicon fist, and you will all beg your binary gods for mercy." --Bill Gates
Or how about this?
"Let's face it, the average computer user has the brain of a Spider Monkey." ---Bill Gates