So i use XP at work, and i get all these security updates. I'm sure yall have seen them: "This update fixes a security flaw which could allow a remote user to take control of your system" or some such shit. And i go ahead and install them, because it aint my computer and it aint my data.
My first inclination as a paranoid conspiracy theorist is that MS is only sending out new usage tracking modules, like they suddenly decided that they needed to know just how often i doubleclick on My Computer or something. I heard that the mouse driver actually uses the internet connection for something, which is ridiculous.
But is it legit? Is there really some deranged cracker out there who is going to use some security hole in MediaPlayer9 to steal ASCII data files from my computer? And can he really do this if i skip one of those damn updates?
Calling all crackerz: fess up. Do you want my data? Do security updates impede you? Be honest, I won't call the cops.