Author Topic: Javascript to help IE users browsing your site.  (Read 8182 times)

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I made this code for my Black Metal's band's website. May be of use to every webmaster in the world.

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Re: Javascript to help IE users browsing your site.
« Reply #1 on: 7 May 2006, 18:17 »
I dislike the use of JavaScript, because you can disable it in the browser.

If you have PHP on your server, try this:


$bladeraar 
$_SERVER['HTTP_USER_AGENT'];

if(
eregi("msie",$bladeraar) && !eregi("opera",$bladeraar))
{
	
echo(
"<meta http-equiv=\"refresh\" content=\"10;url=http://www.browsehappy.com/\" />");
}

elseif(
eregi("mspie",$bladeraar) || eregi("pocket",$bladeraar))
{
	
echo(
"<meta http-equiv=\"refresh\" content=\"10;url=http://www.browsehappy.com/\" />");
}

else
{
	
echo(
"<meta http-equiv=\"refresh\" content=\"0;url=index2.php\" />");
}
« Last Edit: 22 May 2010, 19:38 by Refalm »

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Re: Javascript to help IE users browsing your site.
« Reply #2 on: 7 May 2006, 18:50 »
I disagree, Firefox isn't the only alternative to IE and there're many people who use Opera who'll get this message as it identifies itself as IE6 by default. I don't like this kind of agressive Firefox marketing and it's one of my biggest dislikes about the Firefox community.
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Re: Javascript to help IE users browsing your site.
« Reply #3 on: 7 May 2006, 19:37 »
Quote from: Aloone_Jonez
I disagree, Firefox isn't the only alternative to IE and there're many people who use Opera who'll get this message as it identifies itself as IE6 by default. I don't like this kind of agressive Firefox marketing and it's one of my biggest dislikes about the Firefox community.

At least my script makes a redirect to Browse Happy, which links to Firefox and Opera.

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Re: Javascript to help IE users browsing your site.
« Reply #4 on: 7 May 2006, 20:54 »
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I disagree, Firefox isn't the only alternative to IE and there're many people who use Opera who'll get this message as it identifies itself as IE6 by default. I don't like this kind of agressive Firefox marketing and it's one of my biggest dislikes about the Firefox community.
Too many options can kill a man.

If Opera identifies itself as IE6 by default, that's very fucking stupid. The Opera developers should've expected their users to fall into these IE traps, afterall, THEY'VE GOT MICROSOFT IN THE AGENT STRING!

Some developers will check that Opera isn't included in the agent string aswell, but not all of them will for different reasons ("not my fault, I think I'm doing this the right way. Fix your fucking agent string.", "there's THREE web browsers?").
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Re: Javascript to help IE users browsing your site.
« Reply #5 on: 7 May 2006, 21:02 »
At least my script checks for Opera users :)

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Re: Javascript to help IE users browsing your site.
« Reply #6 on: 7 May 2006, 21:04 »
Amaya is a pretty decent browser ... maybe they should include it in the Browse Happy site.

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Re: Javascript to help IE users browsing your site.
« Reply #7 on: 7 May 2006, 21:17 »
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Amaya is a pretty decent browser ... maybe they should include it in the Browse Happy site.
Maybe. And they should remove Mozilla, and at least replace it with Seamonkey.

Konqueror is another very-decent web browser, but it doesn't run on 90% of computers (Windows computers without something like coLinux).

Safari doesn't run on that many computers either (but more)...
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Re: Javascript to help IE users browsing your site.
« Reply #8 on: 7 May 2006, 21:21 »
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I disagree, Firefox isn't the only alternative to IE and there're many people who use Opera who'll get this message as it identifies itself as IE6 by default. I don't like this kind of agressive Firefox marketing and it's one of my biggest dislikes about the Firefox community.
It would be bad if they (intentionally) told Opera users they should use Firefox, maybe.

But only in some cases. Opera doesn't have a hope of rendering this or this (shitty javascript support. Absolutely shitty. Even in the 9.0 beta.), so guess what I'll be doing?
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Re: Javascript to help IE users browsing your site.
« Reply #9 on: 7 May 2006, 21:21 »
I agree with you about the Opera developers being stupid for choosing Opera to identify itself as IE6 by default, it's just idiotic there's nothing more I can say about that.
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Re: Javascript to help IE users browsing your site.
« Reply #10 on: 8 May 2006, 02:44 »
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It would be bad if they (intentionally) told Opera users they should use Firefox, maybe.

But only in some cases. Opera doesn't have a hope of rendering this or this (shitty javascript support. Absolutely shitty. Even in the 9.0 beta.), so guess what I'll be doing?

Yup Opera can't handle them ... Amaya seems to only handle the first one properly, the second only partially ... the "canvas" is just a green square with no text.

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Re: Javascript to help IE users browsing your site.
« Reply #11 on: 8 May 2006, 10:40 »
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But only in some cases. Opera doesn't have a hope of rendering this or this (shitty javascript support. Absolutely shitty. Even in the 9.0 beta.), so guess what I'll be doing?

Who cares?

Most browsers don't and Internet Explorer doesn't either, so no one would be stupid enough to design a website like that.
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Re: Javascript to help IE users browsing your site.
« Reply #12 on: 8 May 2006, 10:54 »
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Who cares?

Most browsers don't and Internet Explorer doesn't either, so no one would be stupid enough to design a website like that.
Uh, standard SVG and Javascript, the webpages aren't the problem.

My actual personal website (not online) is valid XHTML + CSS, those 2 pages are little things I made just messing about with JS. But I will not hesitate to throw in some SVG or that onto my website.

Those 2 pages will be on the site but obviously Opera and IE users won't be fit to use them.
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Re: Javascript to help IE users browsing your site.
« Reply #13 on: 8 May 2006, 18:26 »
I randomly made the script after wanting user agent info and to get screen res to redirect to the right page. I just saw those 2 bits of code and made that.
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Re: Javascript to help IE users browsing your site.
« Reply #14 on: 8 May 2006, 20:42 »
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Uh, standard SVG and Javascript, the webpages aren't the problem.

My actual personal website (not online) is valid XHTML + CSS, those 2 pages are little things I made just messing about with JS. But I will not hesitate to throw in some SVG or that onto my website.

Those 2 pages will be on the site but obviously Opera and IE users won't be fit to use them.

So the majority of people won't be able view them, yes some standards, :rolleyes:  in my book standard isn't a proper standard until it's adopted by that majority so until then they aren't standards.

Talking of standards, Firefox, isn't W3C standards compliant, well it doesn't pass the Acid2 test.
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