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Happy Birthday America!!!
« on: 4 July 2006, 02:41 »
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Re: Happy Birthday America!!!
« Reply #1 on: 4 July 2006, 03:19 »
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Re: Happy Birthday America!!!
« Reply #2 on: 4 July 2006, 06:12 »
Happy July 4th to my American neighbours!



We might as well celebrate the independence of both our countries... because it might not last.

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Re: Happy Birthday America!!!
« Reply #3 on: 4 July 2006, 06:58 »
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Happy July 4th to my American neighbours!



We might as well celebrate the independence of both our countries... because it might not last.

Just 1 and a half more years...
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Re: Happy Birthday America!!!
« Reply #4 on: 4 July 2006, 18:38 »
Looks like it might rain here ... wonder if the fireworks are gonna fire ...

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Re: Happy Birthday America!!!
« Reply #5 on: 4 July 2006, 19:50 »
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We might as well celebrate the independence of both our countries... because it might not last.

That, mixed in with all the other stuff, makes me celebrate this year with a slightly nauseating feeling.
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Re: Happy Birthday America!!!
« Reply #6 on: 4 July 2006, 20:25 »
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That, mixed in with all the other stuff, makes me celebrate this year with a slightly nauseating feeling.


Same here... :(

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Re: Happy Birthday America!!!
« Reply #7 on: 6 July 2006, 20:55 »
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We might as well celebrate the independence of both our countries... because it might not last.

Crazy.  What's even crazier is that this was predicted by a fiction novel from 1997, "Infinite Jest" (one of the best books EVER).  The video did use an interesting new euphemism - the "investment class".  I'm adding that one to my daily vocabulary!

FYI, my county set a new record for greatest rainfall in a 24 hour period that day.  However, the rain and clouds broke for a couple hours, and the fireworks show at the George Bush presidential library :mad: went off without incident.

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Re: Happy Birthday America!!!
« Reply #8 on: 7 July 2006, 00:50 »
Speaking of predictions, not too long ago the idea of a one world government agenda was considered tin-foil hat. There are so many bizarre things becoming reality that I'm starting to wonder whether the New World Order business shouldn't be taken more seriously.

At any rate,  I'm going to have to face a tough decision: fight for Canadian independence, or side with Quebec and vote to bail out.
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Re: Happy Birthday America!!!
« Reply #9 on: 7 July 2006, 04:23 »
"Deutschland, Uber Alles..."
dammit, that's not the right one!
"Blame Canada..."
nope, that's not it either.

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all the livelong day.
The eyes of Texas are upon you
you cannot get away.
Can't you hear the whistle blowing
bright so early in the morn?
Can't you hear the captain shouting:
'Dinah won't you blow your horn?'"

There, that's the national anthem!  I mean, Texas anthem.

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Re: Happy Birthday America!!!
« Reply #10 on: 7 July 2006, 05:58 »
While we're posting conspiricy stuff...

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