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Xeen

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« on: 15 September 2003, 06:44 »
Not sure if this has been posted before...but I've stumbled across this Windows bug and thought it was just too funny...

http://support.microsoft.com/default.aspx?scid=http://support.microsoft.com:80/support/kb/articles/q310/5/10.asp&NoWebContent=1
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« Reply #1 on: 15 September 2003, 13:36 »
This is funny.  Its it for real?  I wouldn't be surprised.  So since this is a windows bug, does that mean it can be played on Linux and Mac?
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« Reply #2 on: 17 September 2003, 21:20 »
un-hahaha... that's funny. i can't play snow white and the seven dwarfs on my computer
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« Reply #3 on: 27 September 2003, 23:28 »
lol, i like! Bit of a weird bug that tho
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« Reply #4 on: 4 October 2003, 13:00 »
What's scary is that it is quallified as a "Recommended Update"
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« Reply #5 on: 10 October 2003, 21:35 »
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Originally posted by The Angel Of Death BETA 2.0:
What's scary is that it is quallified as a "Recommended Update"



Agreed!
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« Reply #6 on: 12 October 2003, 10:05 »
Date         Time   Version      Size     File name  Platform
   -------------------------------------------------------------------
   12-Oct-2001  16:47  5.1.2600.15   63,872  Udfs.sys   i386
   12-Oct-2001  16:46  5.1.2600.15  244,352  Udfs.sys   Itanium 64-bit

the file size for I64 is 4 times bigger.....

says alot about the file management dosent it?
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« Reply #7 on: 12 October 2003, 17:19 »
Whats the bug? I have *.microsoft.com blocked at my proxy and I'm not going to unblock it  ;)
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« Reply #8 on: 12 October 2003, 19:09 »
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usr/bin/maniaman: Whats the bug? I have *.microsoft.com blocked at my proxy and I'm not going to unblock it


You should block it in "/etc/hosts" too.

 
quote:
Microsoft: Playback and Copy-Protection Issues When You Try to Play the Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs DVD Movie

SYMPTOMS
When you attempt to play the Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs Platinum Collection DVD movie, you may experience the following behaviors:
  • Audio and video playback is garbled or indistinct.


      -and-
   
  • Your DVD-player program reports that the DVD does not meet copy-protection requirements and must be closed.

CAUSE
This behavior occurs because the Universal Disk Format (UDF) driver (Udfs.sys) in Windows XP and Windows 2000 is unable to read certain data stored on the Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs Platinum Collection DVD. This problem does not affect any other DVD disks known to Microsoft at this time.

RESOLUTION
Windows XP
To resolve this problem, obtain the latest service pack for Windows XP.


[ October 12, 2003: Message edited by: Refalm ]

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« Reply #9 on: 14 October 2003, 20:03 »
what the fuck are "dwarfs"? I always thought that the plural of dwarf was "dwarves".

I don't know who's more moronic, those dudes who came up with the title for saying something stupid like "dwarfs" or this shitty ass language for coming up with "dwarves"
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« Reply #10 on: 16 October 2003, 10:35 »
"Dwarfs" is a dodge by Disney to seize copyright control of the original Snow White story, which happens to be in the public domain.    :D
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« Reply #11 on: 16 October 2003, 13:32 »
what morons.

they obviously don't know that I OWN EVERYTHING ALREADY
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