HAHA youtube has star wars~!

[WMD]

So kissing your long-lost half-brother

Half-brother?  I didn't miss anything did I?  They have the same parents, Anakin and Padme.

[hm_murdock]

Anakin is only half a dude.

[worker201]

Anakin is only half a dude.

Actually, he might be a woman, since his mother conceived asexually.  Since he only got chromosomes from his mother, I don't see how he could possibly be male.

Metaphorically speaking, Luke is only half a dude as well...

[hm_murdock]

What I was meaning was more in the physical sense that, later in life, as Vader, he was only about half a man, as he's more machine now than man. Twisted and evil.

[obob]

lol hahahaha anakin is only half a dude, lol

and it'd still be incest if she got it on with bail organa, and i don't even remember him in episodes 1, 2, and 3....

but nonetheless, she never engages in sexual activity with anyone in the movies, and it's only implied through her having children in the Thrawn Trilogy and Dark Empire trilogy that she engages in sexual activity with Han Solo (unless of course she's somehow related to Shmi, and they're just freaky and concieve from being exposed to slavery and extreme amounts of sand (who knows))

so nonetehless, she kissed luke not out ouf "ZOMG MARK HAMIL SO HAWT" but out of "ZOMG LETS MAKE HAN SOLO SO MAD" so can that kiss actually be called incest?

[pofnlice]

yes, because it wasn't just once. Remember the lines...

LeIA runs to Lukes embrace and moves to kiss him. Luke stops LeIa by placing his hand between their mouths.
LeIa: What's wrong luke? (looking longingly an passionately into Lukes eyes)
Luke: I'll tell you later.

Huh? Remember that scene? Actually the sexual tension all through the Empire Strike back and Return of the Jedi was what seemed to me, more than just an entertaining side track of the movies. In those days, EVRERYONE wanted to know who LeIa was going to hook up with.

[worker201]

Also, in those days, Princess Leia was HAWT!  After 'Bad Sandy' from Grease, Leia was my number one fantasy girl.  Of course the fantasies you have when you're a 3rd grader aren't all that complex (or interesting), but it does have a serious impact on who you dig when you get older.

[H_TeXMeX_H]

Then I suppose "hotness" is truly in the eye of the beholder ... cuz she never was hot and never will be ... or maybe it's just me.

And these stupid hair/ear muffs on the sides of her head don't help. Really Spaceballs was much better than all the Star Wars movies combined ... and Vespa (Leia's spoof) was indeed hot.

[worker201]

Then I suppose "hotness" is truly in the eye of the beholder ... cuz she never was hot and never will be ... or maybe it's just me.

Who did you have a prepubescent crush on when you were 10 years old?  I bet it wasn't Jenna fucking Jameson.  Oh, I forgot, you're only 14.

And these stupid hair/ear muffs on the sides of her head don't help. Really Spaceballs was much better than all the Star Wars movies combined ... and Vespa (Leia's spoof) was indeed hot.

Ah, yes.  Daphne Zuniga is indeed an attractive woman.

[obob]

i haven't seen spaceballs in forever, someone have a picture of vespa?

[pofnlice]

Amazing what a google search can do for ya!

[H_TeXMeX_H]

ask.com is marginally better than google (or at least it eliminates the junk pics that don't belong)

As for crush at 10 yo. well it was probably on one of my English teachers ... btw, I'm not 14, I'm 21. (I know, I know, I'm immature sometimes. So are a lot of people, and far more so than me)

[worker201]

21, eh?  We should start a TexLUG, and have meetings at bars.

[pofnlice]

Not fair. I would cost me $800.00 just to have a brew...

[worker201]

Who said we'd let an expatriate wanker like you join the club?