2. "On the run from Johnny Law ... ain't no trip to Cleveland."
3. "3263827!"
5. "That's how you become great, man. Hang your balls out there."
Of course, Ubuntu does have one corporate user. A very high profile one, in fact
http://www.theregister.com/2006/07/25/ubuntu_goes_mainstream/Quote from page 2:
Google Inc. confirmed on Wednesday that it is using the Ubuntu desktop Linux internally, but it wouldn't give specifics about how it is being used. The Internet search giant denied a widely circulated report that it is secretly developing its own Linux distribution.
After all, running Windows without a decent anti-virus is like walking through a Red Light District after eating five metric tonnes of Viagra.