Last time I checked, Mandrake (not the best, but I use it occasionally) has some sort of gaming distro that will allow you to play most of the newer games. (The Sims is the main one) I don't have it myself, but I've heard it's pretty good. No clue if they still have it, or if someone else made a gaming distro, but I just figured I'd tell you.
And for the other reason you use MicroSlut's products, you need to realize HTML works on Mozilla too... only sites that don't appear correctly are made by newbies who don't know better...
FUCK MICROSLUT!