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« Reply #15 on: 28 April 2003, 07:15 »
I heard that Elvis works as a programmer on Longhorn.

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« Reply #16 on: 28 April 2003, 08:45 »
[Old Joke] It's a lot of bull. [/Old Joke]

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« Reply #17 on: 28 April 2003, 12:58 »
Well, I've seen some very interesting ideas about the changes in longhorn.  According to the magazine I read it in...

VIRTUALLY NONE!!!

And so far as I know, yes, it can only run programs designed specifically for it, because they ported the kernel to native 64-bit.
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« Reply #18 on: 29 April 2003, 06:15 »
I have the Alpha3683 leak if anyone wants it.
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« Reply #19 on: 1 May 2003, 11:26 »
Is it just me or does the name sound like swedish or kinda Viking-ish.  I know a Long Horn is a northamerican breed uh cattle, but with all the out there names that linux distros have. I wonder If Windows is trying to encroch on our fledging society .  Appeal with a more opensource-y kinda name.

My god the frikn words I use  :D

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« Reply #20 on: 2 May 2003, 03:30 »
Those Microsoft dudes come to BC and steal our marijuanna. But due to their lower position on the evolutionary scale, the marijuanna does not make them better programmers and software designers.

The MS morons congregate at Whistler, a ski hill(world famous?) that I've never visited. There happens to be a bar there called "Longhorn" or something.

That is the story of MS Longhorn's name.  
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« Reply #21 on: 2 May 2003, 18:46 »
Blackcomb is a ski resort at the Whistler mountains. I think I might go there and shoot anyone wearing Microsoft clothes.

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« Reply #22 on: 2 May 2003, 19:09 »
quote:
Originally posted by suselinux:
Is it just me or does the name sound like swedish or kinda Viking-ish.


No. Horned viking helmets are a myth.
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« Reply #23 on: 2 May 2003, 21:50 »
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Horned Viking helmets are a myth  


Now I just feel like a dork.

I honestly doubt that the name longhorn will last until its release anyway.

New "almost works" Windows due out for 2005
including the new "Microsoft almost Works" half assed office suite

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« Reply #24 on: 4 May 2003, 07:19 »
quote:
Originally posted by The Angel Of Death:
Well, I've seen some very interesting ideas about the changes in longhorn.  According to the magazine I read it in...

VIRTUALLY NONE!!!

And so far as I know, yes, it can only run programs designed specifically for it, because they ported the kernel to native 64-bit.



Actually you could say the same thing about XP up from windows2000.  The changes were all cosmetic, the innards all the same.  The only really big change in XP was product activation, and I don't really see people jumping around celebrating about that.  And about the only real change with Longhorn is going to be the integration with 'the tech formerly known as TCPA'.  And I don't think thats going to generate any smiles either.

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« Reply #25 on: 4 May 2003, 21:11 »
So... them tossing out the majority of DOS wasn't a big change?