Author Topic: Man Almost Loses Penis Humping Steel Bench  (Read 1084 times)

Aloone_Jonez

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Man Almost Loses Penis Humping Steel Bench
« on: 16 August 2008, 13:51 »
http://www.weirdasianews.com/2008/08/07/man-almost-loses-penis-humping-steel-bench/

Lol, his cock must be pretty small to be able to fit it through one of those tiny holes.:D
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Re: Man Almost Loses Penis Humping Steel Bench
« Reply #1 on: 16 August 2008, 16:17 »
Holy fuck. Asian though, so I have no doubts of it fitting.

When I was like 10 I stuck my dick in this plastic ring for some reason and had heaps of trouble getting it out. Can't remember well though.

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Re: Man Almost Loses Penis Humping Steel Bench
« Reply #2 on: 16 August 2008, 16:40 »
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they ended up having to cut the entire bench free and take it, with Xian attached, to the hospital.

I lol'd.
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Re: Man Almost Loses Penis Humping Steel Bench
« Reply #3 on: 16 August 2008, 17:45 »
The video is just awesome, I came to the moans.

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Re: Man Almost Loses Penis Humping Steel Bench
« Reply #4 on: 17 August 2008, 15:49 »
The video is just awesome, I came to the moans.
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Re: Man Almost Loses Penis Humping Steel Bench
« Reply #5 on: 17 August 2008, 16:17 »
The video is just awesome, I came to the moans.
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Re: Man Almost Loses Penis Humping Steel Bench
« Reply #6 on: 17 August 2008, 19:10 »
Why are you using it, if it's so shit?
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Re: Man Almost Loses Penis Humping Steel Bench
« Reply #7 on: 18 August 2008, 05:45 »
Why are you using it, if it's so shit?

Because he loves the pain of using it.
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Re: Man Almost Loses Penis Humping Steel Bench
« Reply #8 on: 18 August 2008, 06:43 »
It's mentioned in another thread, I like gtk-gnutella for P2P and wanted to get some stuff. The X server with cygwin just crashes for some reason when I run it, otherwise I'd happily be using gtk-gnutella on Vista.