HOLY FUCK FREEMASON GOD PARTICLE CALL THE GATECREEPERS HOTLINE!

[Kintaro]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lt1Yo610lG0

[Refalm]

But what about lampposts?
For years, the government has put them in our neighbourhoods. When the time is right, they will increase the voltage on them, causing a cruel death by heating up the pavements and melting it.
Everyone walking the streets will die, and people can't leave their houses. They will suffocate from the smoke though.

Let's get straight to the point:
We need to destroy all lampposts!

[Kintaro]

Electric heaters also man.

[SiMuLaCrUm]

LOLOLOL MORE DOOMSAYERS!!!

Seriously, though, if the people at the LHC destroy the world on accident, only one thing can be said: Oh well, nice knowing you all.

Besides, how will a particle accelerator disturb the Van Allen belt? The only threat is from micro black holes, and strange matter. A micro black hole has an event horizon the diameter of an atomic nucleus... practically harmless... Idiot needs to read...freemasons

Thanks for posting this, it made my day

[Kintaro]

If it really happens, I think the lack of Jesus will prove a few people like myself right. A beautiful death.

[SiMuLaCrUm]

True it will. These people are insane...

[Kintaro]

True it will. These people are insane...

fixed

[Refalm]

"Scientists, Freemasons, same thing"
xD

[SiMuLaCrUm]

Yeah, that was the best part. Along with the part where he says the moon landing was fake xD

[Kintaro]

MOON LANDING WAS FAKE

[TheQuirk]

nothing to worry about. you can monitor what's going on at the LHC here: http://www.cyriak.co.uk/lhc/lhc-webcams.html

[Aloone_Jonez]

If the moon landing was fake then why are scientist sill using mirrors planted on the moon to measure its distance from the earth?

[davidnix71]

The collider at Cern broke the second day of testing and will be out of order for months. The Hubble telescope had major hardware failure about the same time the US stock market fell 777.7 points in one day and the market's opening bell also broke that day.

I would say that God just gave the world the middle finger. OpeningBell = 666 in English gematria. Ancient religions used bells to call their gods to dinner (blood scrifice). We won't find the God Particle by splitting atoms, we won't see God by looking out into space with a fancy telescope and we won't be able to conjure up wealth by ringing a bell anymore.

The guy in the video has a whole series like that one, and he's definitely not the sharpest tool in the shed.

[Lead Head]

zomgozmgzomg

[worker201]

If you've ever flown over Nevada, you know that if they did want to fake the moon landing, it wouldn't have been all that hard.