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HOLY FUCK FREEMASON GOD PARTICLE CALL THE GATECREEPERS HOTLINE!

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Kintaro:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lt1Yo610lG0

Refalm:
But what about lampposts?
For years, the government has put them in our neighbourhoods. When the time is right, they will increase the voltage on them, causing a cruel death by heating up the pavements and melting it.
Everyone walking the streets will die, and people can't leave their houses. They will suffocate from the smoke though.

Let's get straight to the point:
We need to destroy all lampposts!

Kintaro:
Electric heaters also man.

SiMuLaCrUm:
LOLOLOL MORE DOOMSAYERS!!!

Seriously, though, if the people at the LHC destroy the world on accident, only one thing can be said: Oh well, nice knowing you all.

Besides, how will a particle accelerator disturb the Van Allen belt? The only threat is from micro black holes, and strange matter. A micro black hole has an event horizon the diameter of an atomic nucleus... practically harmless... Idiot needs to read...freemasons LOL

Thanks for posting this, it made my day :D

Kintaro:
If it really happens, I think the lack of Jesus will prove a few people like myself right. A beautiful death.

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