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Refalm:
I actually found this in a text file on my home directory. I forgot about it, but it's time to share them with you ^^
This is very useful in debates with Christians.
Servents
http://www.biblegateway.com/passage/?search=Exodus%2021:20-21
http://www.biblegateway.com/passage/?search=Matthew%2010:24
http://www.biblegateway.com/passage/?search=Matthew%2024:45-46
http://www.biblegateway.com/passage/?search=1%20Timothy%206:1-5
http://www.biblegateway.com/passage/?search=Titus%202:9-10
http://www.biblegateway.com/passage/?search=1%20Peter%202:18-29
Rapists
http://www.biblegateway.com/passage/?search=Judges%2021:10-24
http://www.biblegateway.com/passage/?search=Numbers%2031:7-18
http://www.biblegateway.com/passage/?search=Deuteronomy%2020:10-14
http://www.biblegateway.com/passage/?search=Deuteronomy%2022:28-29
http://www.biblegateway.com/passage/?search=2%20Samuel%2012:11-14
http://www.biblegateway.com/passage/?search=Deuteronomy%2021:10-14
http://www.biblegateway.com/passage/?search=Judges%205:30
http://www.biblegateway.com/passage/?search=Exodus%2021:7-11
http://www.biblegateway.com/passage/?search=Zechariah%2014:1-2
Queers
http://www.biblegateway.com/passage/?search=Genesis%2019:4-13
http://www.biblegateway.com/passage/?search=Leviticus%2018:22
http://www.biblegateway.com/passage/?search=1%20Corinthians%206:9-10
http://www.biblegateway.com/passage/?search=Romans%201:26-28
http://www.biblegateway.com/passage/?search=Jude%201:7
http://www.biblegateway.com/passage/?search=2%20Peter%202:6%20
Refalm:
Genesis 19:4-13
The best part.
Group of queers: "hey man, we heard you got some hot malehunk foreign visitors at your crib. And since this is Sodom, we'd like to welcome them by having sex with them!"
Lot: "wtf dude that's sick. if you're that sexually frustrated, i have two virgin daughters, you can have your way with them."
Daughter 1: "..."
Group of queers: "fuck you Paki! we're entering your crib, yo!"
Lot:
--- Code: ---su -
-== Exit root when done immediatly, or you will face wrath from the devine ;) ==-
mkdir /media/queers
mount -t human /dev/group1897287218732187213987 /media/queers/
sh ~/scripts_torture/blind /media/queers/
--- End code ---
Kintaro:
--- Quote from: Refalm on 11 September 2008, 22:53 ---Genesis 19:4-13
The best part.
Group of queers: "hey man, we heard you got some hot malehunk foreign visitors at your crib. And since this is Sodom, we'd like to welcome them by having sex with them!"
Lot: "wtf dude that's sick. if you're that sexually frustrated, i have two virgin daughters, you can have your way with them."
Daughter 1: "..."
Group of queers: "fuck you Paki! we're entering your crib, yo!"
Lot:
--- Code: ---su -
-== Exit root when done immediatly, or you will face wrath from the devine ;) ==-
mkdir /media/queers
mount -t human /dev/group1897287218732187213987 /media/queers/
sh ~/scripts_torture/blind /media/queers/
--- End code ---
--- End quote ---
The incest bit where the daughters fuck him and stuff later is also awesome.
Refalm:
--- Quote from: Kintaro on 12 September 2008, 00:36 ---The incest bit where the daughters fuck him and stuff later is also awesome.
--- End quote ---
Wow, that one is even better.
Even better to quote the whole thing:
--- Quote from: Genesis 19 ---Lot and His Daughters
30 Lot and his two daughters left Zoar and settled in the mountains, for he was afraid to stay in Zoar. He and his two daughters lived in a cave.
31 One day the older daughter said to the younger, Our father is old, and there is no man around here to lie with us, as is the custom all over the earth.
32 Let's get our father to drink wine and then lie with him and preserve our family line through our father.
33 That night they got their father to drink wine, and the older daughter went in and lay with him. He was not aware of it when she lay down or when she got up.
34 The next day the older daughter said to the younger, Last night I lay with my father. Let's get him to drink wine again tonight, and you go in and lie with him so we can preserve our family line through our father.
35 So they got their father to drink wine that night also, and the younger daughter went and lay with him. Again he was not aware of it when she lay down or when she got up.
36 So both of Lot's daughters became pregnant by their father.
37 The older daughter had a son, and she named him Moab; he is the father of the Moabites of today.
38 The younger daughter also had a son, and she named him Ben- Ammi; he is the father of the Ammonites of today.
--- End quote ---
SiMuLaCrUm:
LOL nice find Refalm (Y)
I'll be sure to use these.
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