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worker201:
Local Seattle paper The Stranger ran its back2school issue this week.  It's a wonderful read, beacause they blend useful info, humor, and naked truth in a compelling way.  One of the features is a short description of everything you need to know about every subject.  Learn this, and you're guaranteed at least a B.

Here's what they had to say about computer science:


--- Quote ---In the olden days (the 1980s), computers were for green-on-black word processing and Zork.  Then someone plugged some computers into each other and there was the internet and Zork Online.  Now we have fast internet, but very little Zork at all.  Things change.  This is known as Moore's Law - the internet is twice as fast and has half as much Zork every 18 months.  At some point, you will have to decide if you want to be a computer geek or just a regular computer user.  There is no third option.  It's no longer cool or acceptable to not know how to use computers.  This is like bragging that you can't read, or walk, or see.  You don't have to know anything about how computers work, but you do have to know about the internet.  Learn some basic HTML.  Get a Mac.  If you can't or won't get a Mac, for the love of god don't used Internet Explorer.  If you're paying to look at porn, you're doing it wrong.

--- End quote ---

Note the jab at McCain - Seattle is hardcore Democratic.

So, are you a geek or a user?

SiMuLaCrUm:

--- Quote ---If you're paying to look at porn, you're doing it wrong
--- End quote ---

HAHAHA!!!


Good little article :D

WMD:

--- Quote ---Then someone plugged some computers into each other and there was the internet and Zork Online.
--- End quote ---
If only there *had* been a Zork Online... :( :D

Lead Head:
Funny article, true though! If you don't know how to do basic things on a computer at my school, your considered a dumbass.

fishcorn:
I read that article while sitting in a coffee house sipping a latte and thinking about how I could help the environment. You'd best do the same if you want to fit in here, worker.

Yo, bitch, helping the environment, that's what we call straight up green cred. I'd bust a cap if you dissed the environment, but violence is wrong.

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