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Frosty_47:
Hello everyone!

It's my first time here so I would like to start out by asking your opinion reagrding Bill Gate's worst nightmare scenerio>

Here is a classic one:

Bill Gates is greeted by the gatekeeper in Hell who offers Gates the finest room available with a PC in it. Bill instanltly accepts the offer. On his way back, the gatekeeper met lucifer who in rage asked "Wow that was Bill Gates! Why the Hell did you give him our finnest accomodations?" "Don't worry", said the Keeper, "The PC has Windows 95 and the keyboard is missing 3 main keys: Ctrl, Alt, Delete...

Aloone_Jonez:
Dough!

Welcome to the forum by the way.

worker201:
Bill's worst nightmare: a computer with Windows XP, and his user account doesn't have task manager privileges.  Actually, there's a VB virus in Indonesia that does this to all accounts on your computer.  It lives on USB thumbdrives, and copies itself to other USB drives.  I knew a guy whose camera, cellphone, mp3 player and computer were all infected - after you clean one device, the others just reinfect it instantaneously.  Since it isn't recognized by western antivirus programs, it can't be detected or quarantined.  If you create a new account, you can get the privileges necessary to repair it - assuming it hasn't eaten your rundll32 yet.  What a nightmare!  Everytime it infected a new device, it would log to a text file a phrase in Bahasa Indonesia (the Indonesian language), which was roughly translated as "I'm not a hacker, I learned this in a VB programming class at the university in Jakarta."

SiMuLaCrUm:
His worst nightmare? He wakes up and sees that every computer in his house has been replaced with a Mac.

Refalm:

--- Quote from: SiMuLaCrUm on 25 September 2008, 15:43 ---His worst nightmare? He wakes up and sees that every computer in his house has been replaced with a Mac.

--- End quote ---
Actually, that would be his wet dream. From the creation of Windows 1.0, Bill has took great effort to copy Mac OS.

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