Could it be?

[worker201]

I just found out that there is a guy named Steve Wozniak teaching chemistry at my old high school in Boulder, Colorado.  I have so far been unable to determine if that's the same Steve Wozniak that cofounded Apple with Steve Jobs.  I did see that Woz has an honorary engineering degree from the University of Colorado at Boulder, so he does appear to have some community ties.  Wouldn't it be cool to have somebody famous as a professor?

[Lead Head]

Can't imagine there are too many people named Steve Wozniak, but then again, there are some that will name their children just about anything

[WMD]

I think Woz is too busy dancing on TV to teach chemistry right now.