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cahult

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What name should the next windows version have?
« on: 26 October 2003, 17:04 »
Saw this poll at a swedish Mac forum. I have translated it for you and I ask you the same; What should M
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« Reply #1 on: 26 October 2003, 17:31 »
Will M$ still be around by then?
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« Reply #2 on: 26 October 2003, 23:38 »
Windoze RG (Really Good) edition build on Windoze NNT (New New Technology).

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« Reply #3 on: 27 October 2003, 03:24 »
Windows 3000 R-type edition.

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« Reply #4 on: 27 October 2003, 03:35 »
Windows MF (for MindF***).
In brightest day, in darkest night, no evil shall escape my sight....

suselinux

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« Reply #5 on: 27 October 2003, 06:21 »
Virtual PC, they own the name anyway, may as well put it on the product it belongs on.

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« Reply #6 on: 27 October 2003, 11:08 »
Microsoft Bob  :D

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« Reply #7 on: 27 October 2003, 15:43 »
quote:

14 / 8 / 2006
Just in: Microsoft Announces New OS Product!
Bill Gates, CEO of Microsoft and creator of Windows OS, has recently announced a new line of product: Windows SP. Gates explains the name stands for "SuPerior". He continues that Linux and Open Source is insecure and unreliable. He recommends that all companies use the newest stable software from Microsoft, which has been announced 100% safe from any malicious attacks, apart from those written by people, Ballmer says in an earlier interview.
An anonymous Linux user has commented that SP also stands for service pack.

15 / 11 / 2006
Windows SP
TCPA
DMCA
RIAA
LONGHORN

Mix'them together... What do you get?

A BIG FUCKING PILE OF STEAMING SHIT!!!


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« Reply #8 on: 28 October 2003, 03:50 »
M$ chapter 11
The MES Anti-Prude Force
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Annorax

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« Reply #9 on: 28 October 2003, 10:23 »
Windows BS?
Quote from: "bash.org"
<3M> ok guys i've finally got my windows me machine up and running again :D
if everything seems to be running well on windows me you've obviously overlooked something....
<3M> who is general failure and why is he reading my hard disc :(
somehow, "i told you so" doesn't quite say it ;)

Enmity

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« Reply #10 on: 28 October 2003, 14:34 »
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Originally posted by Annorax: Temporal Enigma:
Windows BS?


Rofl how come we didn't think about that
TCPA
DMCA
RIAA
LONGHORN

Mix'them together... What do you get?

A BIG FUCKING PILE OF STEAMING SHIT!!!


black crow

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« Reply #11 on: 5 November 2003, 19:26 »
FUBAR or SNAFU  :D   that's what your comp will be if/when u install it, as is the case with practically all Windoze OS's...
I really hate this damn machine
I'm thinking I should sell it
It never does what I want it to
It just does what I tell it.

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« Reply #12 on: 29 January 2004, 13:02 »
Considering their lack of innovation (and intelligence) and history of theft:

Windows OS X (Domestic Shorthair)
Try not!
Do, or do not.
There is no try.

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« Reply #13 on: 30 January 2004, 02:19 »
How about:

- Shit
- Crap
- Windblows
- Ripoff
- Constrictor
- Poison

LOL!

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« Reply #14 on: 30 January 2004, 23:29 »
My vote's on Fourth Reich, or more realistically, BS.