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« Reply #15 on: 31 January 2004, 01:12 »


Just change the "2000" to 2006.  :D
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« Reply #16 on: 31 January 2004, 18:13 »
how about Windows STFU edition

then maybe everybody would shut the fuck up. windoze shills, and anti-ms pussies alike

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« Reply #17 on: 1 February 2004, 00:27 »
quote:
Originally posted by jimmyjames.sytes.net:
how about Windows STFU edition

then maybe everybody would shut the fuck up. windoze shills, and anti-ms pussies alike

it's not funny anymore. even the household cat thinks it's annoying




Maybe its not funny to you, but unforunately it is the truth. And with all due respect, nobody's asking you to stay here with us "anti-ms pussies". Maybe this is the forum for you.

By the way, I just tried Windows Media Player 9 for the first time since I was horrified by the beta version. Man, I thought final versions were supposed to be better than the betas.

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« Reply #18 on: 1 February 2004, 10:00 »
Normally final versions are better than betas, and M$'s do just what they're supposed to. Unfortunately, M$ betas are designed to find out just how much bullshit users will put up with before they say "fuck it" and uninstall the thing.

So... they are better at what they're supposed to do... but that something is probably something you don't want it to do.
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« Reply #19 on: 1 February 2004, 16:33 »
Windows tR... the Ring

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« Reply #20 on: 4 February 2004, 23:28 »
quote:
Originally posted by Annorax: Temporal Refugee:
Normally final versions are better than betas,


Betas are pet names for final, unrevised products at M$.

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« Reply #21 on: 5 February 2004, 12:24 »
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Originally posted by restin256:


Betas are pet names for final, unrevised products at M$.



Next time, try reading the whole post before replying to state the obvious.
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<3M> ok guys i've finally got my windows me machine up and running again :D
if everything seems to be running well on windows me you've obviously overlooked something....
<3M> who is general failure and why is he reading my hard disc :(
somehow, "i told you so" doesn't quite say it ;)

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« Reply #22 on: 5 February 2004, 18:17 »
Longhorn is just bill gates being modest about the size of his wang.

Palladium as we all know is an element, maybe its a sign of Microsoft attempting to buy out the periodic table as well.

Or maybe like how Palladium the element is found among some copper and silver ores, is like the Source code in the Microsoft Product are found among solid and reliable software.

Oh and lets not forget the MIT trashcan.

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« Reply #23 on: 12 February 2004, 03:11 »
I think that "XP" is the perfect name for windows.  I mean "Experience", that says it all.  Windows IS an "EXPERIENCE"

that is, if one likes to "EXPERIENCE" that blue hell every damn day.
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« Reply #24 on: 16 February 2004, 07:32 »
No, XP stands for experiment.

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« Reply #25 on: 27 February 2004, 16:20 »
Windows BSoD.
BSoD Home
BSoD Professional
BSoD Lite
etc....
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« Reply #26 on: 28 February 2004, 02:32 »
Wait... I've got an idea... don't tell me

Windows Shut The Hell Up Edition
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« Reply #27 on: 28 February 2004, 02:45 »
quote:
Originally posted by jimmyjames.sytes.net:
Wait... I've got an idea... don't tell me

Windows Shut The Hell Up Edition



First of all, thats old Jimmy. You've said that before and nobody laughed.


Second, the next Windows version will be called Windows XP...Reloaded.  Looks like Billy doesnt have any imagination and has seen too much Matrix.

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« Reply #28 on: 29 February 2004, 17:47 »
Why not Microsuck05.

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« Reply #29 on: 29 February 2004, 21:50 »
Well... since they're making Windows XP Reloaded, the Longhorn is gonna become Windows Revolutions   :D