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What name should the next windows version have?
« Reply #30 on: 2 March 2004, 21:59 »
I am certainly not the one who should name this OS.

If I had to, I would call it Windows NT 6.0, but I guess that is a little too professional sounding for most of the MS users, so Microsoft Windows LE lifestyle edition.
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« Reply #31 on: 5 March 2004, 02:15 »
What about calling it Windows FE (Final Edition)!?
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« Reply #32 on: 8 March 2004, 03:15 »
We can only hope it would be called FE...      

Actually, I think XP is a perfect name, just turn your head sideways (to the left); XP becomes a certain emoticon.   :D

[ March 07, 2004: Message edited by: greencube ]

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« Reply #33 on: 8 March 2004, 07:21 »
windows bsod
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« Reply #34 on: 8 March 2004, 21:47 »
Windows 3.12 - a minor upgrade from Windows 3.11

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« Reply #35 on: 9 March 2004, 00:36 »
That would be an incorrect follow-up, as Windows 3.2 already exists:

http://toastytech.com/guis/win32.html
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« Reply #36 on: 9 March 2004, 01:09 »
oops, make that 3.3?
3.x?

Maybe Windows OSX, to confuse the masses.
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« Reply #37 on: 11 March 2004, 11:14 »
Can I join the fun.

How about:

Micro KL

For Micro Kernal, now that XP is running on a Red Hat shell.  If they really do Micro their Kernal it will be a blessing.

And the note about Window 11 for bankruptcy, may not be too far off, now that MS has shown they can't write software and have to pirate even Linux.
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« Reply #38 on: 12 March 2004, 04:29 »
They took the stable bits from liscensed Unix memory handling code, since we all know it's impossible for Microsoft programmers to think of a  stable OS.
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« Reply #39 on: 14 March 2004, 18:59 »
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Originally posted by OldManRiver:
Can I join the fun.

How about:

Micro KL

For Micro Kernal, now that XP is running on a Red Hat shell.  If they really do Micro their Kernal it will be a blessing.

And the note about Window 11 for bankruptcy, may not be too far off, now that MS has shown they can't write software and have to pirate even Linux.



What the FUCK are you talking about, Windows XP running on the Red Hat Shell, fuck off, you obviously aren't a Linux user and deserve to be shot.
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« Reply #40 on: 14 March 2004, 20:19 »
quote:
Originally posted by Pyrotechnician_2004:



What the FUCK are you talking about, Windows XP running on the Red Hat Shell, fuck off, you obviously aren't a Linux user and deserve to be shot.



Must you be so mean to others?
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« Reply #41 on: 14 March 2004, 22:32 »
what about

Windoze Masturbation 05 - to fuck up with you PC even more time than before
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« Reply #42 on: 15 March 2004, 01:40 »
quote:
Originally posted by Pyrotechnician_2004:
...you obviously aren't a Linux user and deserve to be shot.


You'd be happy if we shot all the non-Linux users? That'd reduce the population of Earth by about 99.5%... just enough to doom humanity to a few generations of futile reproduction, replicative fading, genetic stagnation, and eventual extinction.  You could even go 2000 years into the future and return to MS-Planet of the Apes...
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« Reply #43 on: 20 March 2004, 05:33 »
Windows FU AOL'er Edition

Windows F***ed Up AOL'er Edition - Heh... AOL "1337 h4x0rs"...

Or Windoze BS Satan Edition <<< I hope Bill is watching!
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« Reply #44 on: 20 March 2004, 05:36 »
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Originally posted by jimmyjames.sytes.net:
how about Windows STFU edition

then maybe everybody would shut the fuck up. windoze shills, and anti-ms pussies alike

it's not funny anymore. even the household cat thinks it's annoying



Yes, we can get the Microsoft employees to shut up! You anti-anti-MS pussy. And Microsoft STFU Edition can get the competition to STFU, so that MS can take over the computer industry! You wish.
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