Mmm... COFEE that does live PC forensics.

[reactosguy]

http://www.microsoft.com/industry/government/solutions/cofee/default.aspx


COFEE is a tool by Microsoft for law enforcement. It does live forensics and captures the PC's data and personal info.


I think this is a privacy issue. If such personal info is leaked, an innocent person whose computer was hacked and used remotely to store porn could end up imprisoned.


Don't worry, two hackers are working on a DECAF that renders COFEE tasteless. The link is http://decafme.org/ and Ars Technica and The Register are reporting the event. Good luck guys and go kick Steve Bastard's asshole, telling him privacy and only one product in the industry is not enough.


It's just a matter of time before Microsoft's COFEE tastes like a mix of cow's blood, urinary waste and human('s) spit. DECAF is a much healthier, better option to drink because it is 181 calories, tastes great and fucks your original 1.5K calorie COFEE to tasteless death.


What about WATER and MILK?


Please note this was written in humorous and sarcastic parody.

[Aloone_Jonez]

Wikipedia says there are Linux tools that have similar capabilities which aren't stopped by DECAF.

I don't know if Linux is any better because it needs to rebooted which might destroy data in RAM even if the system is warm rebooted.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Microsoft_COFEE
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/DECAF

[Calum]

I don't know if Linux is any better because it needs to rebooted which might destroy data in RAM even if the system is warm rebooted.

not sure what you mean here. under what conditions does linux need to be rebooted?