Im being totally serious here.
Out of everyon ei know - from computer n00bs to elite geniouses, i don't know a single person who has legally bought M$ software!
The only time i know of, is when they buy a per-built *shudder* PC, which already has Windoze on it.
Hmm, any ideas people? How is that scumbag the richest (/ ex-riches) man in theworld?