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« on: 18 September 2004, 03:17 »
More Steve Ballmer fun here.

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« Reply #1 on: 18 September 2004, 03:28 »

Fucking Windows!!!!!!!  :mad:    :mad:

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« Reply #2 on: 18 September 2004, 03:34 »
Ok, if you change it to ballmerwindows.asf, it works in Linux.

So apparently, WMP knows it is asf too, but doesn't bother to tell you, it just goes ahead and deals with it.  I consider that to be kinda insulting to the users.  "Pay no attention to the man behind the curtain!  The Great and Powerful Microsoft commands it!"

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« Reply #3 on: 18 September 2004, 05:04 »
What's your problem? All that message is saying is that the file extension and the file type appear to differ, so potentially there could be a security risk. It doesn't mean there specifically is a security risk using asf files.
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« Reply #4 on: 18 September 2004, 05:16 »
This CAN'T be real.  :eek:
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« Reply #5 on: 18 September 2004, 05:27 »
What... the... fuck...

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« Reply #6 on: 18 September 2004, 06:52 »
quote:
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What's your problem? All that message is saying is that the file extension and the file type appear to differ, so potentially there could be a security risk. It doesn't mean there specifically is a security risk using asf files.


Of course, I know this.  But I think it is stupid that Windows people would rename an asf file to a wmv file.  Why couldn't the movie just been delivered as an asf file?  Oh yeah, because IE deals with asf as a stream, and downloading an asf stream is useless by design.  This is, in my opinion, poor design.

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« Reply #7 on: 18 September 2004, 07:27 »
Mplayer had no problems opening it at all.  

I don't know if that was the real monkeyboy or not, but that wasn't windows 1.0.  Windows 1.0 was black and white.  I know because I had it.
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« Reply #8 on: 18 September 2004, 07:40 »
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but that wasn't windows 1.0. Windows 1.0 was black and white. I know because I had it.


Er...



Maybe that's because your monitor was black and white.

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« Reply #9 on: 18 September 2004, 07:42 »
Windows 1.0 wasn't B&W if you had an EGA card.  How it performed with CGA or hercules I have no idea.  See screenshots of Windows 1.0 here.

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« Reply #10 on: 18 September 2004, 07:47 »
Hmm, actually after looking at that picture I realized it was using CGA.  Guess you had a hercules card.

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« Reply #11 on: 18 September 2004, 07:48 »
It looks like Windows 286:


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« Reply #12 on: 18 September 2004, 08:30 »
I was coinceidently on my Sony Vaio (Win XP) and got some network failure message.

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« Reply #13 on: 18 September 2004, 10:08 »
I ran it on a computer that originally had MCGA (color) integrated graphics and later a VGA card.  The monitor was color.

Interesting.
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