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« on: 26 June 2002, 04:13 »
We all know how bad Windows realy is, now it's true nature is revealed! I downloaded a program called "ResourceHacker" that lets you do some cool stuff with it. With it, among other mischevious deeds, I can hack Windows Media Player and put death threat's on its menu. Of course, you might forget wich death threat used to be which option, but you'll get a kick when a guest uses your computer.   :D
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« Reply #1 on: 26 June 2002, 04:45 »
Sounds like almost as much fun as sliding down a 50 foot razor blade into a pool of iodine....
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« Reply #2 on: 26 June 2002, 07:01 »
It looks almost as much fun as:
Link to image! Sorry, it's not the huge images forum now y'know!

[ June 26, 2002: Message edited by: Calum ]

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« Reply #3 on: 26 June 2002, 07:22 »
Actualy, maybe I need my head examined but that actualy does look like fun. Asuming they let me wear the flame retardent suit. I might not do it otherwise. I just have a twisted sense of humor... messing with other people.  :D
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« Reply #4 on: 26 June 2002, 07:30 »
the sliding down a 50 foot razor blade into a pool of iodine... or caught in a pit explosion?
It would be cool to be one of those guys who wears that special suit and likes themselves on fire  
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« Reply #5 on: 26 June 2002, 07:46 »
That's what you get for driving a ford...
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« Reply #6 on: 26 June 2002, 08:03 »
Good thing that Ford didn't have B.F. Goodrich tires on it.
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« Reply #7 on: 27 June 2002, 03:15 »
quote:
Originally posted by Master of Reality / Bob:
It looks almost as much fun as:
...linking to images! which i must love...



More like this:
...since i spend so much of my time doing it!  ;)  (edits by Calum btw)

[ June 26, 2002: Message edited by: Ravuya ]

[ June 26, 2002: Message edited by: Calum ]


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« Reply #8 on: 27 June 2002, 22:48 »
Apple has included a free tool (mainly for developers) called ResEdit for years that allows you to do the same thing.
Change Menus, change or add keyboard shorcuts, change splash screens, Change the default icons for everything, lock files, make them invisible, almost anything you can think of.

You can really fuck your system if you're not careful. Unfortunately, OS X does not have an equivalent yet.

There is a great site for RedEdit users called ResExcellence

The site is run on a Linux box and they have a Linux section too.

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« Reply #9 on: 30 June 2002, 01:53 »
because the screenshots thread is specifically meant to be actual screenshots, and not links.
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