to the tune of "Imagine" by John Lennon
Imagine there's no Zombie.
It's easy if you try.
No more brainless Zombie.
I wish he'd go bye bye.
Imagine all the members
Living without him.
Imagine no more trolling.
It isn't hard to do.
Nothing to bitch and moan about.
And no flame wars, too.
Hey, even XP User
Finally got a life!
He may say he hates "queers",
But there's more than meets the eye.
The rest of us are more tolerant,
And we don't have to make up for...
(spoken) A lack of something personal.