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« on: 16 November 2002, 01:22 »
What the fuck is .net .

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« Reply #1 on: 16 November 2002, 01:30 »
Is that a question?
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« Reply #2 on: 16 November 2002, 01:35 »
I think;
XP to .net
is
Win2k to Win2k adv server.

Not 100% sure.

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« Reply #3 on: 16 November 2002, 01:51 »
.net is a TLD -- www.icann.org should tell you more.
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« Reply #4 on: 16 November 2002, 04:39 »
Nobody knows what it is. Not even Microsoft. But they are going to rule it's market, whatever that is.
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« Reply #5 on: 16 November 2002, 04:51 »
quote:
Originally posted by The Knife Thrower:
What the fuck is .net .


I think .net (other than the TLD... you know, the microsoft thing) is the idea that you use microsoft passports (Eg: @hotmail.com, @msn.com...) to use for credentials for an application or website. They never actually say but that's all that i've grasped.

(EDIT)
please forgive me for linking to microsoft, this is micosoft's "What is .NET" page.
http://www.microsoft.com/net/basics/

[ November 15, 2002: Message edited by: Stryker ]


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« Reply #6 on: 16 November 2002, 06:53 »
It's a top-level domain extension, silly!

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« Reply #7 on: 16 November 2002, 06:56 »
quote:
Originally posted by Stryker:


I think .net (other than the TLD... you know, the microsoft thing) is the idea that you use microsoft passports (Eg: @hotmail.com, @msn.com...) to use for credentials for an application or website. They never actually say but that's all that i've grasped.



Other than the TLD

It's the thing that will kill your privacy.

 
quote:
use the intruder's IP address to calculate his or her location, improving the chances of locating

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« Reply #8 on: 16 November 2002, 14:22 »
it's what Admiral Firmus Piett, the commander of the Super Star Destroyer Executor in Star Wars used to send transmissions back to his family before he and 100,000 crew aboard his ship were slaughtered by the violent rebels.

You know... the Imperial Holo.net?

Or is it a bunch of guys who carry Zip carts and CD-Rs around to share files?

That is... Sneaker.net?

Or is it just the latest thing that Bill found floating in the septic tank?

As in... Microsoft.net?
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« Reply #9 on: 18 November 2002, 07:04 »
quote:
Originally posted by The Knife Thrower:
What the fuck is .net .


Microsoft has this new idea that the future of PC use will change dramatically and rather than people having M$ Office and shit on their PCs hard drive, instead they will load it from a network.  .net is like a group of M$ programming languages or protocols or somthings like that that are designed more for the implementation of applications in this manner.  It has not been widely adopted as of yet.

Note, this is my slightly educated GUESS.  Because I don't really know what its all about.  I've seen large books written about it, but so far I havn't heard of or seen anything about .net that will actually benefit anyone (other than M$ of course).

V

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« Reply #10 on: 20 November 2002, 21:10 »
quote:
Originally posted by The Knife Thrower:
What the fuck is .net .


it's a shoddy and expensive knockoff of this similar service.
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« Reply #11 on: 28 November 2002, 02:37 »
It is perhaps the worst programming language (or collection of languages) in existence
Specifications are for the weak and timid!
You question the worthiness of my code? I should kill you where you stand!
Indentation?! - I will show you how to indent when I indent your skull!
What is this talk of 'release'? Klingons do not make software 'releases'. Our software 'escapes' leaving a bloody trail of designers and quality assurance people in its wake.
Klingon function calls do not have 'parameters' - they have 'arguments' - and they ALWAYS WIN THEM.
Debugging? Klingons do not debug. Our software does not coddle the weak.
A TRUE Klingon Warrior does not comment on his code!
Klingon software does NOT have BUGS. It has FEATURES, and those features are too sophisticated for a Romulan pig like you to understand.
You cannot truly appreciate Dilbert unless you've read it in the original Klingon.
Our users will know fear and cower before our software! Ship it! Ship it and let them flee like the dogs they are!

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« Reply #12 on: 28 November 2002, 02:48 »
quote:
Originally posted by Doctor V 0.8.7:


Microsoft has this new idea that the future of PC use will change dramatically and rather than people having M$ Office and shit on their PCs hard drive, instead they will load it from a network.  .net is like a group of M$ programming languages or protocols or somthings like that that are designed more for the implementation of applications in this manner.  It has not been widely adopted as of yet.

Note, this is my slightly educated GUESS.  Because I don't really know what its all about.  I've seen large books written about it, but so far I havn't heard of or seen anything about .net that will actually benefit anyone (other than M$ of course).

V




  Dude, not even M$ knows exactly what .NET is.
Yeah

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« Reply #13 on: 29 November 2002, 00:16 »
quote:
Originally posted by Calum: Linux Commando:


it's a shoddy and expensive knockoff of this similar service.



I'm pretty sure .NET came before .GNU.

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« Reply #14 on: 29 November 2002, 02:11 »
Quirk, I'm pretty sure this was said tongue in cheek.  
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