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jtpenrod

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« on: 25 May 2003, 14:14 »
First there was "Dot Net", with the promise of "write once, run anywhere". The cornerstone of .Net was to have been something somewhat like Java, called C# (C-Sharp). Well, it turns out that it wasn't that simple. They need yet another language to act as "glue code". They're calling it F# (F-Sharp). (Or as I like to call it: "Microsoft's new F#ing language"    ;)   )  
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"Neonerds.net has learned of an implementation of the ML programming language for the .NET Framework. F# is essentially an implementation of the core of the OCaml programming language . F#/OCaml/ML is a mixed functional-imperative programming language which is excellent for medium-advanced programmers and for teaching. In addition, you can access hundreds of .NET libraries using F#, and the F# code you write can be accessed from C# and other .NET languages. (See: Slash Dot)


That thing just keeps getting kludgier and kludgier, don't it?    :D  
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« Reply #1 on: 25 May 2003, 15:03 »
eh.

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« Reply #2 on: 26 May 2003, 23:24 »
We need an internet UN

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« Reply #3 on: 27 May 2003, 21:16 »
Microsoft language? Isn't that called "Newspeak"?

Oh, wait, it's "Microspeak".   :rolleyes:


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« Reply #4 on: 28 May 2003, 00:13 »
F#ing hell. Microsoft actually beleive this will be a success. What a F#ing load of F#ing Shitty Shit.

[ May 27, 2003: Message edited by: TheKnifeThrower ]


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« Reply #5 on: 28 May 2003, 00:31 »
What a F#ing bunch of C#nts...

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« Reply #6 on: 29 May 2003, 01:33 »
quote:
Originally posted by suselinux:
We need an internet UN


then nothing will improve...


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« Reply #7 on: 29 May 2003, 22:23 »
quote:
Originally posted by Refalm:
What a F#ing bunch of C#nts...


 :D   :D   :D

this made me laugh out loud!
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« Reply #8 on: 30 May 2003, 03:26 »
Well, I'm not a coder but this is certainly another M$ fiasco. Boy, I wonder what's next!   :D

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« Reply #9 on: 30 May 2003, 12:24 »
quote:
Originally posted by Siplus: *Capitalist*:


then nothing will improve...



har har. i should've thought of that