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Faust

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« Reply #15 on: 5 April 2003, 16:10 »
LOL pretty funny...
i take it from the little I saw you guys used to flame each other a bit...
If he posts funny stuff like that and keeps all flaming to a civil / when deserved / minimum I see no problem...
Theres obviously no point in flaming a completely non offensive post like that, although I havent seen the original flame...
hello zombie, play nice (eg:no personal attacks) and I have no problem w/ you.     ;)  

edit : same applies to everyone else (eg ; panos) of course. mature technical debates about strengths and weaknesses are ok, flame wars are not so please nobody start one?

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« Reply #16 on: 7 April 2003, 06:49 »
I do have to point out that Zombie did provide me some very helpful information.  He told me some things about sound cards that I wasn't aware of.  And now because of that, I finally broke down and got a Soundblaster Live card, because it's a much better choice for audio production than what I had before.  Thank you, Zombie.  (I'll bet you can't believe I'm actually thanking the most hated guy on the forum.  ;)  )
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« Reply #17 on: 28 April 2003, 13:48 »
You know, once upon a web page this was a thread on the iraqis and windows...

Besides, they should send in the Longhorn Missiles
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« Reply #18 on: 28 April 2003, 13:49 »
A UK RAF Tornado fighter jet was shot down near the Iraq-Kuwait border by a
US Patriot missile killing the two pilots onboard.

US military sources believe a software glitch misidentified the aircraft as
an aircraft of the enemy.

Microsoft have released a patch and urge all registered owners of MS Patriot
Missile Professional to update their software to prevent further malicious
attacks.

Microsoft also reassures personal customers that the home version is not
affected by this glitch.
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Specifications are for the weak and timid!
You question the worthiness of my code? I should kill you where you stand!
Indentation?! - I will show you how to indent when I indent your skull!
What is this talk of 'release'? Klingons do not make software 'releases'. Our software 'escapes' leaving a bloody trail of designers and quality assurance people in its wake.
Klingon function calls do not have 'parameters' - they have 'arguments' - and they ALWAYS WIN THEM.
Debugging? Klingons do not debug. Our software does not coddle the weak.
A TRUE Klingon Warrior does not comment on his code!
Klingon software does NOT have BUGS. It has FEATURES, and those features are too sophisticated for a Romulan pig like you to understand.
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