mama, can we get a pet lawyer? oh please, oh please, mama?
Of course, Billy, but you must remember to feed your lawyer every day. If you do, he'll take good care of you for his whole life.
Oh really, mama? I can have a lawyer!?!?
Yes, Billy.
Wow! Me and Paul are gonna go start a company and run everybody else out of business!
Good boy, Billy. Your father taught you well.