Yes where's your sense of hummer?
Anyway I've not tryed this with a Microshat Mouse, but it works well with Microcock Orifice, or Winbloze CDs.
Put your CD on top of an inverted paper cup, place in the Microwave on full power and watch the sparks fly, the light show will only last about 10 seconds or so, when it's finished take it out and observe the randomly etched pattern on the surface.
Technical stuff:
The magnetron in the microwave produces a high power 2.45GHz radio wave, consisting of both magnetic and electric fields. The magnetic fields induce a large current in the foil surface of the cd. The foil has a fair resistance so it heats up quickly and cracks, the voltage then sparks accross these cracks.
WARNING:
Don't sue me if you fuck your microwave up, I've tryed this with an old microwave with no negative after affects.
[ July 07, 2004: Message edited by: Aloone ]