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Why should you buy an xbox - this is funny man
Windows_SuX_@$$:
I used to own Xbox and PS2, Even though I hate M$ Xbox is better, better hardware, few good games, only part I HATE is that they make you pay for playing Online and PS2 DOesnt!
hm_murdock:
everybody's "online games" system sucks ass
IT'S A CONSOLE
the problem is that they only make shitty games nowadays.
we need some REAL games, like some badass sidescroller action, the way games were MEANT TO BE.
They better make the next super mario game look JUST LIKE MARIO 1 or I'm going to shove a game cube so far up their asses that they'll think they ate a baby.
and then I'm going to KILL THEM with my mind.
either that, or I'm going to start my own game company, flood the market with crappy ripoffs of games that have already been made, come out with some shitty vampire games about Dracula's relatives, and do something creative like spell their name wrong.
maybe:
Radcula
Lacradu
Ulradac
Or some other equally innovative name. I might even call him ALUCARD. Wow, nobody would see that coming! I'll spell dracula backwards and people will probably think he's a cool character! I'll make a game that's a ripoff of an old nintendo game, have it be nothing like the original in concept or design, and have this asslicker be in it. What game franchise name could I steal? How about CASTLEVANIA. I'll give it some hoitytoity classical music-related name so that it sounds more upper class, because all vampires are either rich aristocrats, or they're ravers. Or both.
Maybe as a follow up I'll create another "fantasy realm button masher". And have some fairycake elves run around and do fencing moves with a 20 foot long slab of metal. I know! I'll do something original and "mix up" genres of game! I'll have the first ever sidescrolling, look-down first person realtime roleplaying strategy shooter fantasy vampire game!
I CANNOT BE BEAT
[ October 03, 2003: Message edited by: Jimmy the Shyster ]
[ October 03, 2003: Message edited by: Jimmy the Shyster ]
idlepython3:
in the case of xbox i don't care if its by microsoft and or uses intel stuff. i dont care. its a console, not a computer. xbox doesn't force you to upgrade it or add new hardware and software like a pc using microsoft and intel shit. its a good console, nothing more. its definitley better than ps2 in many respects. i like my xbox but i hate my windows pc. consoles are a cheap gaming solution for people who can't afford to continuously upgrade their computers just to run the latest games. so really, what is so bad about xbox besides the fact that its owned by microsoft?
TheCruelOne:
quote:Originally posted by Great_Satan:
http://www.worldnetdaily.com/news/article.asp?ARTICLE_ID=35388
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Ever heard of the phrase "Shut the fuck up"?
preacher:
quote:Originally posted by The all Canadian Lover:
My brother has been brainwashed by Micro$hit too! He think's Oddworld is a good game! Come on! All it's about is going around brainwashing people (funny... It's a microsoft game!)
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Original title my ass. If you remember the Oddworld series started on the PS1.
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