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Pete

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« on: 27 July 2002, 17:13 »
Updates soon for x box fans (yes all 4 of them   :D  )
    X Box Me - New Screen Savers - $150
    X Box Server - Allows 10 X Boxes to be linked up - $250
    X Box Vital Upgrade - Fixes secutiry leak to stop hackers from playing Halo remoltely - $100
    Controller Vs1.541455a - New Green Controller - $50
    X Box Office X - Allows you to use Ms Word on your X Box - $150 - $300
    X Box XP - A All new layout with uhm uhm screensavers... - $120

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« Reply #1 on: 28 July 2002, 08:00 »
oooooooooook...

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« Reply #2 on: 29 July 2002, 02:43 »
all that for the low low bargain price of nearly $1000

WHAT THE FUCK

and i imagine you will soon NEED these updates, plus the really expensive TCPA ones, and the price of the games will go up.

all so bill gates stock goes up a quarter of a percent.  lets make that stock go down, bob.
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« Reply #3 on: 1 August 2002, 21:14 »
Office Space?? Booh Yeah, funny movie. Anyway, I think the updates are a joke, if you are serious that OH SHIT. I wonder how many dumb asses would actually waste their money on that. People are stupid indeed.
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« Reply #4 on: 3 August 2002, 10:30 »
quote:
Originally posted by Peter Clark:
    X Box Me - New Screen Savers - $150
    X Box Server - Allows 10 X Boxes to be linked up - $250
    X Box Vital Upgrade - Fixes secutiry leak to stop hackers from playing Halo remoltely - $100
    Controller Vs1.541455a - New Green Controller - $50
    X Box Office X - Allows you to use Ms Word on your X Box - $150 - $300
    X Box XP - A All new layout with uhm uhm screensavers - $120
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X Box the already overpriced peice of shit mentally disable computer is going to be a brand new computer soon!  Imagine how people will talk about how their new MS Feuhrer 2005 boxes are based off of the old school X Boxs...

If MS wants to make their own computers fine with me, just dont fill the market with shitty hardware that will be the "Precursor."

You know me.... really...

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« Reply #5 on: 5 August 2002, 11:04 »
Why oh WHY did Halo have to come out on such a shitty system?

Other than that, Xbox can suck my hairy albino member.
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« Reply #6 on: 9 August 2002, 12:46 »
quote:
Originally posted by Neo:
Office Space?? Booh Yeah, funny movie. Anyway, I think the updates are a joke, if you are serious that OH SHIT. I wonder how many dumb asses would actually waste their money on that. People are stupid indeed.

I was just thinking of that movie, i click the thread and here it is... I must be psychic!

And yes sweet movie.

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« Reply #7 on: 9 August 2002, 22:32 »
is halo ever going to be released on an other platform?

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« Reply #8 on: 9 August 2002, 23:20 »
halo will be released for windows iirc
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« Reply #9 on: 11 August 2002, 16:19 »
quote:
Originally posted by Peter Clark:
Updates soon for x box fans (yes all 4 of them    :D   )
    X Box Me - New Screen Savers - $150
    X Box Server - Allows 10 X Boxes to be linked up - $250
    X Box Vital Upgrade - Fixes secutiry leak to stop hackers from playing Halo remotely - $100
    Controller Vs1.541455a - New Green Controller - $50
    X Box Office X - Allows you to use Ms Word on your X Box - $150 - $300
    X Box XP - A All new layout with uhm uhm screensavers... - $120
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Hm. About the x box vital upgrade:
 * Wasn't someone to break into something a cracker ?
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