Windows emulator for linux

[badkarma]

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This program is guaranteed to effectively turn your linux box into a superperforming windows machine!

   

(just save as windows.cpp, compile with gcc -o windows windows.cpp and start as a background process    )

[ February 22, 2002: Message edited by: BadKarma ]

[Calum]

i think i get the idea, but for the uninitiated (and the dumb!) what's it do?
This time, it's not sarcasm i'm afraid!

[badkarma]

like I said, it gives your linux box the unmatched performance of a windows system! (hint: it's all in the new operator)

[Centurian]

Hey,

 

quote:Originally posted by Calum:
i think i get the idea, but for the uninitiated (and the dumb!) what's it do?
This time, it's not sarcasm i'm afraid!

Calum the program runs forever and does nothing other than slowly devouring your memory.

Nice one BadKarma    

One thought though shouldn't this be....

WindowsKernel::WindowsKernel()
{
n = "buy buy";
}

[ February 22, 2002: Message edited by: Centurian ]

[badkarma]

It should probably be "buy buy" yeah  

[Kage]

Repeated fork() with malloc() without ever seeing free() is probably a good implementation of how windows works, too.

[voidmain]

Thank god for ulimit.