Well, the tricky part is you have to use some Windows DLL's. I got mine (this is true) by logging into some loser who lives in my dorm building's Win ME box and downloading the files from his system folder. He left his entire C drive shared (read/write access too) You see, I like using nmap to scan for open ports on everyone's computers
If you aren't this lucky, you'll need physical access to a Windows 9x/Me box. Make sure you use the latest version of wine, too, and don't use WineX. That is for games only. More details
here. Good luck!