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« on: 5 April 2002, 23:27 »
You sick, sick butthole licking UNIX fags. How DARE you use the disgusting and fecal OS that is Linux. Windows is BEST! You fags get raped in the mind by Tux. His fag penguin guise makes you shreik out in terror for Windows, but he fuckes you so much you are forced to use Linux. I bet the fags who reply to this are being ass raped as we speak. Linux is buggy, slow, bloated and turns you into a fag. Windows is best! You huge fruits and your lies about bill gates must ceace.
Fags for you all  :confused:
PENGUINS ARE BLACK ULTRA GAY
LINUX IS BLACK ULTRA GAY
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« Reply #1 on: 6 April 2002, 00:46 »
Oh, but of course, you
"The gentleman is dead, the feminists killed him" Anonymous

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« Reply #2 on: 6 April 2002, 01:10 »
Why are the majority of these goofs so obsessed with GAY???  Strange.. there has to be some psycological significance.

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« Reply #3 on: 6 April 2002, 03:36 »
I think Flaming Bag of Poo is "black ultra gay".

FBOP if your reading this, the Penguins will get you.  :eek:
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« Reply #4 on: 7 April 2002, 22:23 »
while we're on the symbolism kick, you know that fags are cigarettes here?
i don't smoke so i don't need 'fags for you all',

Flaming bag of poo, nice name, shame you are full of shit...
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« Reply #5 on: 8 April 2002, 01:08 »
Dude you got some fucking issues!!
Big brother Microsoft sucks!!! (And my spelling is horrible)

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« Reply #6 on: 8 April 2002, 02:53 »
Six responses? Why are you even dignifying this asshole by responding?
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« Reply #7 on: 8 April 2002, 16:12 »
i don't think this pillock could be in any way dignified no matter what we did!
besides, he's too far gone to even understand most of our responses i'm sure, i bet he hasn't even come back to read our replies! probably thinks he's made some sort of undeniable point and we've all seen the light now...
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« Reply #8 on: 9 April 2002, 03:51 »
Thanks for dignifying me.
Now that you have all seen the true light that can only be seen by looking through Windows and not some black ultra gay penguin, you are now not so very fag.

But your still black ultra gay.                  

Scream for mercy.

P.S.

IE looks a thousand times better than the ugly, slow, and bloated Netscape.
The only thing you can surf for in Netscape is man porn, anyway. Which you fags love dearly.

IE IS BEST! WINDOWS IS BEST! LINUX IS BLACK ULTRA GAY!!!!

[ April 08, 2002: Message edited by: Flaming Bag of Poo ]

PENGUINS ARE BLACK ULTRA GAY
LINUX IS BLACK ULTRA GAY
goto www.darkminion.cjb.net to see a picture of Linus after a night at the drag bar.

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« Reply #9 on: 9 April 2002, 21:36 »
and... how would he know theres gay porn on netscape?
every time you masturbate god kills a kitten.

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« Reply #10 on: 9 April 2002, 10:56 »
Hello Flaming sack of shit.. Have you ever wondered why you are so keen to homosexual prententation. I found it quite peculiar that fucks like you always prefer gay-oriented language. Haven't you got any log up to your orifice lately? Why don't you pay a visit into your local "fruitstore" and have your 'needs' fulfilled.

[ April 09, 2002: Message edited by: SingleMalt ]

I tried hard to come up with nasty signature but I can't think any at this hour so I just say that m$ can go to hell for all I care.

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« Reply #11 on: 9 April 2002, 13:34 »
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Originally posted by Flaming Bag of Poo:
Thanks for dignifying me.
i didn't, i just finished saying that you were beyond dignity in fact, maybe you can't read big words like "dignify" though...  
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Now that you have all seen the true light that can only be seen by looking through Windows and not some black ultra gay penguin,
how do you look through a penguin? and Tux the penguin is both black andwhite. We'll leave his sexual persuasion out of this right now, but doesn't it worry you that your main argumentative thrust seems to be derived from the corporate logo of an operating system rather than from the system itself?  
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you are now not so very fag.
i don't smoke  
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But your still black ultra gay.
How is being black an insult? i have said it before, i seriously wish pain upon racists. fascists and rapists deserve a lot of pain, and the universe has a habit of tough justice sometimes.
For that matter, how is being gay an insult?
I am neither black nor gay, but i reckon using those terms as an insult only serves to show the insultor up for the prehistoric clod that he or she actually is.
 
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Scream for mercy.

????? why?  
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IE looks a thousand times better than the ugly, slow, and bloated Netscape.
really? i liked the way you backed up your argument with evidence...  
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The only thing you can surf for in Netscape is man porn, anyway. Which you fags love dearly.
ah, i see you have netscape set as your default browser, then.

I am perplexed!
i hope this idiot didn't expect people to be angry! this is actually kind of funny. it's the kind of joke that goes stale very quickly though, and i certainly didn't like the prejudiced black/gay remarks, maybe Fucking PileOf Shite can come up with something more challenging next time,

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« Reply #12 on: 9 April 2002, 14:25 »
Flaming Bag of Poo! Thanks for giving us all a great laugh! With a name like the above, what more can be said!!!
Personally, I smoke fags and stub them out when they're finished. Fags are cheap enough in Tokyo, about $2 a pack of twenty. If you want to blow them, feel free, each to his own perversion, eh!

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« Reply #13 on: 9 April 2002, 18:43 »
eeeew  :D

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« Reply #14 on: 12 April 2002, 06:11 »
Flaming bag of poo, i can see what your're trying to do (get VERY cheap thrills pissing people off?) but the sad thing is you're not even good at it, it is sad :-( I just hope for your sake, one day you'll get over this terrible inadequecy, my sympathy.....