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and long island ice tea looks to be some VERY GOOD SHIT
Long Island Ice Tea is a nice drink, however, here in California we have a more preferred concoction called the Long Beach Ice Tea. It used Cranberry juice in place of that nasty fucking sour mix. Nothing will make you hurl quicker than an excess of Gin and sour mix, during the course of a drinking bender.
And, American beer all sucks. Actually, I'll rephrase that: ALL BEER THAT YOU BUY IN AMERICA SUCKS. Even when you go and grab an import, you get maybe half of what it is supposed to taste like, but the alcohol content is entirely filtered out. I think the law here is that beer can't be more that 6% alcohol by volume (Malt liquos contains more, but that shit is even worse than drinking fermented horse-piss.)
"Micro-Brew" is the biggest bunch of horseshit I have ever heard of in my life. 90% of them all taste the same (with a few exceptions. Notably Mack and Jacks ((Seattle)) and Yuengling ((Philly)). Same thing though...low alcohol content, but with a hefty price.
So, the moral of the story is, is you are ever in America, illegal drugs are the way to go. You get more bang for your buck, and the chicks all like to party on them.
[ December 01, 2002: Message edited by: LorKorub / BOB ]