He's smiling as he grunts out the turds

[slave]

http://www.microsoft.com/windowsxp/default.asp

[Kintaro]

huh?

[Fett101]

He's probably talking about the pic of the guy with the headphones on on top of the page.

[hm_murdock]

he does look like he's taking a shit

[Kintaro]

Well XP can give you the shits!

[rtgwbmsr]

   

So you don't have to look at the rest of that horrid page:
http://www.microsoft.com/WindowsXP/images/hro_winxp_awe7.jpg

[voidmain]

I can't look at it anyway, microsoft.com doesn't exist in my house.

[TB]

Takin a shit is a plausible scenario, but I can think of two others that are more likely:

1) He is grimacing in pain because he is listening to Paul Allen giving a speech through those headphones.

2) He is crying out because a Microsoft employee (out of shot) is brutally violating him in much the same way that M$ has fucked over computer users for years on end.