for total newbies i have to say i think mandrake is up there with the best of them no matter what you say about lindows, plus it is fairly similar to red hat, the nearest thing we have to a standard, and i think that's a good thing because fragmenting newbies with a lot of nonstandard stuff will only weaken the hold of linux amongst the userbase.
and if lycoris desktop would sort itself out it would qualify as a good one for a newbie too i think.
i have not tried suse or lindows sadly, so can't comment, but from what i have heard about lindows, it sounds like lycoris. newbie aimed, but with a lot of rough corners. plus lycoris is free and lindows isn't, so who you gonna call? i still say mandrake though, although i frown on their dumbass installer which hides all the options you will want to change once you've installed the system.