Surprisingly enough her Win 98 installation has been pretty stable! I know, I'm shocked too. She has had the pooter for three years and I never once had to reinstall the OS. Win 98 came preinstalled and has ran pretty good (that means "with the typical problems") for three years. No major crashes have ever happened and nothing a good run of Norton WinDoctor couldn't fix.
Nevertheless, I am anti-M$ and am aware of all of the security holes in Windows. She shops online frequently and I don't want her to get burned by someone stealing her info. I would rather install a good, stable, and secure OS now before something DOES happen. Ya know?
Slackware seems a bit advanced for me now that I have really looked at it and read user's opinions of it. I'll probably spring for EE or Mandrake. I already have Mandrake 8.2 so if I need something to fall back on I've got that. I've heard some people saying that Mandrake 9's performance is greater than that of Mandrake 8.2. Is this true? What about KDE 3 and the new Gnome? What about Debian or SuSe?!?!?
UHG! So many questions!
I'm glad you guys are patient with a an ignorant Linux user like myself. Thank you for the help thus far!