In general I find the following to be true:
Windows user = ignorant (see also: lost).
IIS user = idiot (see also: hopeless)
MSSQL user = ignorant idiot (see also: sucker).
MCSE = big dumb ignorant idiot (see also: thumb sucker).
Of course there are exceptions to the rule, but not many...
[ January 25, 2003: Message edited by: void main ]