found this in a comment to the 'we can stop SCO' thing that I saw on linux.org:
SCO: We think SCO code was stolen and put in Linux!
Linux community: What code?
SCO: UNIX CODE! Linux is t3h d00m3d! Teh PINGUIN IS GONNA FRY!!! MWAHAHAHA!!! IBM is going down!!
Microsoft: Come on SCO, just bend over a little farther...
SCO: And all you Linux infadels are going to get arrested!!! We don't know how, and we don't know when, but believe us, it will happen!!! In the middle of the night, when you think you are safe...
Linux community: OK, please shut up.