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ravuya

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The Mac is Satanic, obviously...
« on: 22 April 2002, 23:04 »
According to this imbecile, the Mac is a hypnotic tool of Satan that promotes Darwinism, Atheism, Satanism and all that other stuff that Christians don't like.

Personally, I'm Atheist, but this still offends me. Where does this guy get off bashing my platform? He should be off bashing other religions or whatever it is these idiots do.

It's interesting to note that while he does bash open-source (says it's Communist), his site is running on Apache with Linux, according to Netcraft.

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« Reply #1 on: 23 April 2002, 00:02 »
Dude, this is a joke. No nutty fundamentalist can actually buy in to this crap.

It can't be real.
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« Reply #2 on: 23 April 2002, 00:23 »
This is something we in Sweden call the "Only in America-syndrome". This can never happen in Sweden for a number of reasons.

1) We didn
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« Reply #3 on: 23 April 2002, 03:53 »
quote:
Originally posted by cahult:
This is something we in Sweden call the "Only in America-syndrome". This can never happen in Sweden for a number of reasons.

1) We didn
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« Reply #4 on: 23 April 2002, 03:59 »
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i thought both of them had short hair, and spent most of their time in a garage working on the computers, not partying and sparkin up J's
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« Reply #5 on: 23 April 2002, 04:15 »
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It's interesting to note that while he does bash open-source (says it's Communist), his site is running on Apache with Linux, according to Netcraft.


I'm sure he has nothing to do with that, as he sounds far too idiotic to set up his own web server.  It would be funny to tell him that his web site is hosted by Communist software, however.  ;)

 
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Originally posted by psyjax:
Dude, this is a joke. No nutty fundamentalist can actually buy in to this crap.


Yes they can, this is exactly the definition of "nutty fundamentalist."  There are hordes of them where I live, and they believe stuff even more out-of-touch with reality than this loser.  Also just do some searches on the internet...  You can find some real dumbasses within minutes

Oh well, if a fundamentalist hates something then it has to be good   :D

I wonder what he thinks of Microsoft?
I don't see how he could derive any esoteric analogies from the Windows logo...

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« Reply #6 on: 23 April 2002, 05:11 »
Ya, Im a fan of fundie ranting  :D

I think they give christianity, and indeed religion as a whole a bad name.

Their twisted narrow-minded world view does make for some fun reading:

www.chick.com

www.capalert.com

And this tresure trove of people who think they know as much as God does:

http://logosresourcepages.org/

Look in there for articles concerning how Pokemon is satanic.

The irony of the whole thing is that one basic Biblical principal, as well as a basic principal of logic, is that you CAN'T know anything for sure.
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« Reply #7 on: 23 April 2002, 06:27 »
This particular shithead has pissed me off, and he has contributed to my overall poor health.

Thus, I will be taking the opportunity to let my rage out at the first Christian fundie which tries to recruit me tomorrow morning (hell, they even recruit their own kind, they're like a damn virus)

Morons.org will give you all you need to know about these Paleolithic imbeciles.

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« Reply #8 on: 24 April 2002, 17:42 »
that logoresources site is sooooooooo full of crap, with the satanic pokemon and all, I just couldn't stop laughing....

come to think of it .... the pope actually declared that pokemon was not evil and teached good values to little kids iirc ....
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« Reply #9 on: 24 April 2002, 18:48 »
oh come on! everybody knows that those longhairs at Apple Computing do all like Darwin!!!

Seriously though, folks, how do you get Pikachu on a bus?...

(wait for it)

POKEMON!!!

(read it aloud if you don't get it...)
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« Reply #10 on: 25 April 2002, 06:25 »
magic: the gathering kicks ass!
i got a hell of a lot of old magic cards. I havent gotten any new ones in years, i dont think the new ones are as good, they make the game too easy, the new cards are too "good". I love playing with those old decks and still kicking ass with them  
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« Reply #11 on: 25 April 2002, 06:27 »
quote:
Originally posted by Calum:
oh come on! everybody knows that those longhairs at Apple Computing do all like Darwin!!!

Seriously though, folks, how do you get Pikachu on a bus?...

(wait for it)

POKEMON!!!

(read it aloud if you don't get it...)


ah, ha ha ha ha ha ha ha, i get it now!

  :D    :D    :D
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« Reply #12 on: 25 April 2002, 14:43 »
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But there are even darker undertones to this company than most are aware of. Consider the name of the company and its logo: an apple with a bite taken out of it. This is clearly a reference to the Fall, when Adam and Eve were tempted with an apple by the serpent. It is now Apple Computers offering us temptation, thereby aligning themselves with the forces of darkness.


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This darwin Mac thing is ridiculous! I hate religion!

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« Reply #13 on: 25 April 2002, 14:44 »
I dont get the pokemon thing.
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« Reply #14 on: 25 April 2002, 14:58 »
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Originally posted by Macman:

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This darwin Mac thing is ridiculous! I hate religion!



That post really screwed up this threads layout. Surely one of the natives will jump your ass for that. ;P

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