I know you all wanted to see video clips of some twisted TV ad, but unfortunately it doesn't exist. This is just an idea I got.
Windows users remind me of women who won't leave their abusive husbands. You know the type... the ones you had to watch videos about in Health class, who date guys who beat them and threaten them and all that bullshit.
Instead of substance-induced rage, Windows abuses users with spyware and anti-trust marketing schemes. But still, they don't switch, from finicial reasons (macs are too expensive) or because they're afraid to change over... windows still does some things well, and it's too much of a hassle to pick a new one, move all your stuff, get settled in, and get out of this bad relati... I mean, computer.
So Apple's new ad campaign should list all of the bullshit Windows does, like transmits your personal info to Microsoft and attacts its browser to your OS, and then have a dramatic little comparison to domestic abuse, because except for the bruises, it's not that different.