Auzzie Humour, eh
I used to work with an older Australian man, nicest guy you could ever meet, but what a sicko.
Actually I'm pretty gross too, so it didn't REALLY bother me, but he was pretty far out.
If anyone got sick he would acuse them of sucking on too many Dog d@*ks
and would call his closest friends "D@*k Breath"
He used to say, what was later described to me as being a common Auzzie saying:
"Throbing like a sock full of Grass Hoppers"