SCENE: Burned out warehouse, car sitting nearby and Dell PC sitting unhappily in corner of room
ACTOR 1 (pointing at Dell): "Look at this shit. Isn't even a modern operating system."
ACTOR 2 (opening car trunk): "Well, let's fix this shit then."
ACTOR 1 (removing sledgehammer): "Fuck yes."
ACTOR 2 (beginning to whale on Dell): "Now kids, if you want REAL power in an operating system, pitch this piece of shit and buy a Mac."
ACTOR 1 (smashing front of case): "Sure, you pay a bit more, but, hell, you pay for a quality operating system and top-notch hardware support."
You get the idea.