Yeah, they have pony rides and everything (actually it's Bill dressed up in a pony suit). First thing they do at the front gate is implant your brain with a microchip so they can track you all over the campus. Then they take your wallet as you won't be needing it anymore. Who knows better than Microsoft on how to spend your money? Then you get to help with programming the next release of Windows (Longhorn). How else do you think they manage to get all those errors in Windows?